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Inside Sammmie Lobby

over 7 years

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

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lololololol
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https://epicmafia.com/game/6144475/review

Haven't seen this level of a meltdown from Petri since... Sunday
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It wasn't the controversy I expected, but I'm proud of it anyways.
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If you are a troll, please just leave me be. I'm very stressed trying to find my child.
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Little did you know this thread was designed to create a 40 page controversy and it succeeded
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inside sammmie lobby, sammie plays mafia .. wow, shocker .. good job detective arcbell
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always come prepared
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Good ol' Bebop
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Bebop did warn him twice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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view says

which pages have some good sammie roasts


none of them this whole thread is about shamzy's sexual orientation
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i tried to read this but i got too many ulcers which pages have some good sammie roasts
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and the alts don't even look good. the hell kinda username is even "primeElephant"
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sons you're funny i tried upvoting your posts and then i realized my upvotes dont count as 10 anymore so i got mad and logged out
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I just want you guys to know that I want Kev's babies
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Yes, the operative word is now. I can tell you aren't very intelligent, so operative words may be difficult for you.

I have extracted all of the fun there is to be had in bullying the kpop kid on the epicmafia forums, and now I'd rather post rap lyrics
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>I'm actually bored of you now

*posts for 15 pages without me being here*

you absolute loser get the heck outta here
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Shamzy says

i don't need to prove myself to anyone, on epicmafia especially lmao. and i really don't care for your posts loser


Well that is good news because you have been dissed by every single person to post in this thread on the website you volunteer moderate.

I'm actually bored with you now, you're free to go if you'd like
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As someone who bases his epicmafia friendships entirely on who plus karmas his posts, I'm not sure what to think of you pam
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i don't need to prove myself to anyone, on epicmafia especially lmao. and i really don't care for your posts loser
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come at me boy
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Fird and AdrenalineMime are now enemies, I'm glad Lucid implemented the karma system to make it easier to track shifting epicmafia allegiances