Epicmafia

Inside Sammmie Lobby

almost 8 years

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

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this lil guy is shamzy

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ok cool

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help i cant find my contact lens

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Zayn says

LMFAO i'm not gonna edit that because i like it just the way it is. that was supposed to be me not raising my hand.

it kinda looks like a man who just heard rly bad news and is hanging his head down in sadness

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LMFAO i'm not gonna edit that because i like it just the way it is. that was supposed to be me not raising my hand.

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Edark says

I, too, have touched the female genitalia. Raise your hands fellow members of epicmafia if you have done the same and let us bask in our glory as fertile males.

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groundhogday

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johnreid says

Ian's posts are the worst on here by far

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Edark says

Recidivism says

If it makes it less bragg-y I haven't enjoyed it for months

maybe you are gay after all

No, I definitely like girls. I like them a lot more when they're bad people and they don't care what I think

groundhogday

almost 8 years

Edark says

I, too, have touched the female genitalia. Raise your hands fellow members of epicmafia if you have done the same and let us bask in our glory as fertile males.

Edark

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Recidivism says

If it makes it less bragg-y I haven't enjoyed it for months

maybe you are gay after all

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and leave the poor girl Sammie alone

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cool

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cook

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lol cooj

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shiet how he do tht

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goodbye again em >:)

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If it makes it less bragg-y I haven't enjoyed it for months

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i marched in today, with no protection

jess

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Edark says

I, too, have touched the female genitalia. Raise your hands fellow members of epicmafia if you have done the same and let us bask in our glory as fertile males.

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Edark says

bragging about having sex on epicmafiadotcom is always such a classact

one of the reasons it was too funny lool

Edark

almost 8 years

I, too, have touched the female genitalia. Raise your hands fellow members of epicmafia if you have done the same and let us bask in our glory as fertile males.

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thanks bby

Recidivism says

Well, if believing that I'm a liar makes you happy, who am I to deny you that

thanks bby

Edark

almost 8 years

bragging about having sex on epicmafiadotcom is always such a classact

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Well, if believing that I'm a liar makes you happy, who am I to deny you that

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and the part you said you had a girl over last night on em IM DEAD loool I kinda had to poke fun reci :P