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Inside Sammmie Lobby

over 7 years

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

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I've met a lot of socially dead people on the internet, but you take the cake, hands down
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Shamzy says


Recidivism says

Is it getting dark down there Shamzy? In that hole you've dug yourself, I mean


I was on epicmafia for 4 hours after a busy day? Tell me more about how that makes me a bigger loser than you


You spent 1-5AM literally typing in capital letters that you aren't mad that you aren't gay, according to yourself

It is phenomenal that you don't realize how insanely hilariously stupid you look.
over 7 years
how the heck do ur busy days involve 4 hours of posting on epicmafia
over 7 years

Recidivism says

Is it getting dark down there Shamzy? In that hole you've dug yourself, I mean


I was on epicmafia for 4 hours after a busy day? Tell me more about how that makes me a bigger loser than you
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Recidivism says


Shamzy says

It was actually 1-5am.


hahahahahahahahha


This is literally like saying "I am the biggest loser in the world, I'm sorry I exist"
over 7 years
kpop is really gay though
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Dude after this, I believe you might be the biggest loser in the world.
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if you call me gay im gonna lose my f*ckng mind
over 7 years
I don't blame you though. This thread got confusing when sonseray started pouring his feelings out.
over 7 years
This was never about me being called gay? I wasn't bothered by that lol. Jeff calls me gay all the time so not anything new. If you check what I've been saying, it's that kpop isn't gay and that sonseray is the biggest loser on this site.
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Is it getting dark down there Shamzy? In that hole you've dug yourself, I mean
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Shamzy says

It was actually 1-5am.


hahahahahahahahha
over 7 years

Shamzy says

It was actually 1-5am. Still, do you party at that time on a Monday night sonseray? Teach me how to get laid too.


have you tried grindr
over 7 years
It was actually 1-5am. Still, do you party at that time on a Monday night sonseray? Teach me how to get laid too.
over 7 years
if shamzy were not g** theres no way he would get this mad at people saying he is
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We don't even have to assume Shamzy is a loser anymore because we have axiomatic incontrovertible objective facts that say he is
over 7 years
over 7 years
not that there is anything wrong with being a big fat gay loser if that's what you identify as
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Shamzy says

Not everyone can party at 3-5am on a Monday night/Tuesday morning like you can Sonseray.


But you can spend those hours on epicmafia desperately shouting that you aren't a gay loser into the wind
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Shamzy says


Recidivism says

No no, you weren't just on epicmafia at 5AM, you were on epicmafia posting about how you're not a loser from 12:25AM-5AM.

Straight.


And wtf lmao 12:25? Are you re'tarded??


We know exactly which minute you called 12:25, and we can see exactly what time it was when you first and last started posting here in your time zone.

I'm not going to go do the math, but I'm probably being generous. You literally spent 6 hours of night time after work trying to convince epicmafia.com you aren't a big fat gay loser
over 7 years
Not everyone can party at 3-5am on a Monday night/Tuesday morning like you can Sonseray.
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A lot of people sleep or party from 12:25AM to 5AM but Shamzy, he tells other people they are losers from his computer during those hours
over 7 years

Recidivism says

No no, you weren't just on epicmafia at 5AM, you were on epicmafia posting about how you're not a loser from 12:25AM-5AM.

Straight.


And wtf lmao 12:25? Are you re'tarded??
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Shamzy says


Recidivism says

No no, you weren't just on epicmafia at 5AM, you were on epicmafia posting about how you're not a loser from 12:25AM-5AM.

Straight.


?? I spent that time calling Jeff a gay and telling you why you're a loser. Which you're still showing you are.


Nice so according to you you spent 12:25AM to 5AM telling someone else they are a loser over the internet.

If you can't see the irony in that you might be literally r*tarded
over 7 years

Recidivism says


Edark says


Recidivism says

Name one other website where this is allowed and I'll go do it there


you'd like reddit


4chan is probably a better analogy but I can't vibe with the neo-nazis


you'd be surprised, there are quite a lot of hatefull subreddits