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Inside Sammmie Lobby

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Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

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Anyways saying "walking out a winner" is a figure of speech that doesn't mean there was a competition. I'm pretty sure you understand that and are just playing dumb.
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Who's keeping score LOL
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jack says


Shamzy says

well yea you missed a good chance


darn, if i can't make a humorous retort to every conversation between my ex girlfriend and her friend(?) devante how will i ever continue to survive on this fair earth?


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Shamzy says


Recidivism says

I haven't seen anyone humiliate themselves this much on these forums since TLC started bragging about how he fought his dad and we got all of those dad slayer families


wait I embarrassed myself? For not caring as much about this as you do? Based Sonesray. I bet you slept with a smile on your face like "yeah I won that forum war, bring on the next". You loser it's so sad this means so much to you.


Is that why you responded to this hours later? Because you don't care as much?
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I don't know at what point everyone started pìssing on Shamzy for obviously being gay but the whole Sammie-is-mental thing was far more entertaining.
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Jesus Christ.
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still makes me laugh this dude said "win".

Who's keeping score LOL
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Jeff says

I wish I could be as self-unaware as Shamzy so as to be able to walk away from this thread where he got shi't all over and still think I'm walking out a winner


I definitely didn't win. And if you think you or sonseray 'won' anything then you're also mistaken. No one wins. It's sad that you even said this. Just show show much you both need to get out more.
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Recidivism says

I haven't seen anyone humiliate themselves this much on these forums since TLC started bragging about how he fought his dad and we got all of those dad slayer families


wait I embarrassed myself? For not caring as much about this as you do? Based Sonesray. I bet you slept with a smile on your face like "yeah I won that forum war, bring on the next". You loser it's so sad this means so much to you.
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haha what a poor thing
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MachiKyouko is a mod abusing poophead!
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does anyone get why she bumped them
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Recidivism says


Jeff says

am white and gay i cannot rap


https://soundcloud.com/shmeur

Shmeur is making you look like an untalented gay


i have different talents
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nvm ill link it on skype
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Jeff says

am white and gay i cannot rap


https://soundcloud.com/shmeur

Shmeur is making you look like an untalented gay
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am white and gay i cannot rap
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Shmeur is and always will be the best epicmafia gay guy rapper, that dude rapped about his p*ssy like he had one
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idk about you but id like to hear shamzy and jeff rap
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Bebop says

most diss tracks are pretty terrible, almost all modern diss tracks are terrible and all diss tracks done by people who are not first and foremost rappers are terrible


Karaoke is terrible too but everyone usually has a good time if they're sociable
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Is it fair to rock him with a diss track like that? What the f.uck is he going to do back, sing at me in Korean?
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most diss tracks are pretty terrible, almost all modern diss tracks are terrible and all diss tracks done by people who are not first and foremost rappers are terrible
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wheres the diss track
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I haven't seen anyone humiliate themselves this much on these forums since TLC started bragging about how he fought his dad and we got all of those dad slayer families
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I wish I could be as self-unaware as Shamzy so as to be able to walk away from this thread where he got shi't all over and still think I'm walking out a winner