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EPICMAFIA PICKUP LINES

Shwartz99
about 8 years

ALSO KNOWN AS JAMAL'S PICKUP LINES

List your favorite EM pickup lines here. They must have to do with EM pop culture, else they won't be accepted.

  • They call me Eight Inch Lynch ~Golbolco, quoted from Jamal

  • Snek? ~ Sweetie69

  • Benis ~Herredy

  • Ahoy obese ~Jimbei

  • hey girl are you baker because i could use a sandwich ~cub

  • hey girl are you driver because i want to get you drunk and simultaneously satisfy my wincon ~cub

  • hey girl are you stalker because i am ~cub

  • hey girl are you silencer because you left me speechless ~Jimbei

  • hey girl are you cthulhu because ainc'telfecfymae ~Jimbei

  • when I'm LM and you visit me the last word on my mind is curses ~Jimbei

  • Are you terrorist because you blow my mind ~Jimbei

  • Are you heartbreaker because you left me for dead. Or maybe you're WATCHER BECAUSE YOU DON'T TRUST OUR RELATIONSHIP??? OR HOW ABOUT FORGER BECAUSE I KNOW YOU JUST WANT MY ASSETS BEFORE I GO, YOU DONT CARE ABOUT ME YOU JUST WANT TO INCREASE YOUR NET WORTH!!!!!! ~Jimbei

  • Hey babe I can get you hooked on me ~Nynite

  • Hey girl are you tailor because i wanna be in your pants ~Umbreon25

  • Hey girl, you must be a bomb, because you make me explode when I touch you ~Decel

  • Wanna know why they call me haro big dihg? ~harodihg

Please post your pickup lines below!

Sorry, didn't realize there was already a thread about this. https://epicmafia.com/topic/65535

chayote
over 7 years
hey girl, i'm the interrogator, and i wanna take you down to my dungeon and tie you up, but i'll ask for consent first before touching you in any kind of sexual way because i'm not a complete dunkf*ck

also, i'm probably gonna kill you

because i'm in the mafia
Volta
over 7 years
hey girl, are you judge, because in 3-ways you always get 2
riskitforthebiscuit
over 7 years
hey baby, benis.
deletedover 7 years
roses are red
violets are blue
my kink is epicmafia too
deletedover 7 years
are you lyncher because i get the sense you feel extremely irritated by my presence
Evershade
over 7 years
Hey girl, are you a Cthulhu, because I can't speak clearly when I'm around you...
Volta
over 7 years

Parudoks says

Did no one else do this:

Hey girl, are you an alien? Because you're out of this world.


you could make something related with probing and you failed.
deletedover 7 years
did you fart? BECAUSE YOU BLEW ME AWAY
Parudoks
over 7 years
Did no one else do this:

Hey girl, are you an alien? Because you're out of this world.
Ashe
over 7 years
Are you a heart breaker, because you made my girl leave me
DearLeaderKim
over 7 years
are you a fab bcuz u fake as f*ck
nadaaver
over 7 years
are you a thief because you stole my heart
deletedover 7 years
f*ck u
FilthyLawn
over 7 years
hey girl are you the president cuz i wanna kill you
Shwartz99
over 7 years

JamalMarley says

You're all so lucky I decided to revive this thread -- you're welcome.


Another reason to like Jamal!

Got any of your own? Paste them here!
moonlightseal
over 7 years
sad
UltraAug
over 7 years
Ay bb lemme get u sum kraftsingles;) ;)
JamalMarley
over 7 years
You're all so lucky I decided to revive this thread -- you're welcome.
deletedover 7 years

cub says


sigh says

i love obitosigma and jimbei nd lechuck anbd herredy and neko and some other people i probably forgot


i dont think youre going to pick up many people with this line


i love cub
deletedover 7 years
what are u doing here go away (works everytime)
KingIdiAmin
over 7 years
I GOT ALL THE WIFES IN MY HARAM BY SAYING IM IDI AMIN!!!!! USUALLY SOMEONE WOULD SHOUT HE IS THE GREATEST!!1! IF THEY DIDNT I SHOOT THEM!!!! AND THEN I WOULD GET LAID!!!
deletedover 7 years
damn girl are you voodoo lady because you're an oppressed minority stereotype to appease arbitrary liberal standards and represent social justice
cub
over 7 years

sigh says

i love obitosigma and jimbei nd lechuck anbd herredy and neko and some other people i probably forgot


i dont think youre going to pick up many people with this line
chow
over 7 years
are you a clockmaker? cause i can spend all my time loving you
Overwatchplayer182
over 7 years
you're scum.