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EPICMAFIA PICKUP LINES

Shwartz99

about 8 years

ALSO KNOWN AS JAMAL'S PICKUP LINES

List your favorite EM pickup lines here. They must have to do with EM pop culture, else they won't be accepted.

They call me Eight Inch Lynch ~Golbolco, quoted from Jamal
Snek? ~ Sweetie69
Benis ~Herredy
Ahoy obese ~Jimbei
hey girl are you baker because i could use a sandwich ~cub
hey girl are you driver because i want to get you drunk and simultaneously satisfy my wincon ~cub
hey girl are you stalker because i am ~cub
hey girl are you silencer because you left me speechless ~Jimbei
hey girl are you cthulhu because ainc'telfecfymae ~Jimbei
when I'm LM and you visit me the last word on my mind is curses ~Jimbei
Are you terrorist because you blow my mind ~Jimbei
Are you heartbreaker because you left me for dead. Or maybe you're WATCHER BECAUSE YOU DON'T TRUST OUR RELATIONSHIP??? OR HOW ABOUT FORGER BECAUSE I KNOW YOU JUST WANT MY ASSETS BEFORE I GO, YOU DONT CARE ABOUT ME YOU JUST WANT TO INCREASE YOUR NET WORTH!!!!!! ~Jimbei
Hey babe I can get you hooked on me ~Nynite
Hey girl are you tailor because i wanna be in your pants ~Umbreon25
Hey girl, you must be a bomb, because you make me explode when I touch you ~Decel
Wanna know why they call me haro big dihg? ~harodihg

Please post your pickup lines below!

Sorry, didn't realize there was already a thread about this. https://epicmafia.com/topic/65535

deletedover 7 years

are you a granny? cause youre drop-dead gorgeous O:

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AND RISKITFORTHEBISCUIT FK I KNEW I FORGOT SOMEONE I LOVE YOU IM SORRY

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hey are you the gambler? because id let you scissor m-- OKAY COMMENT CANCELED

coolkidrox123

over 7 years

Areyou mechanic?'because you seem a pathetic excuse if a role to me!

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i love obitosigma and jimbei nd lechuck anbd herredy and neko and some other people i probably forgot

deletedover 7 years

are you a paralyzer? cause your beauty is nothing short of stunning! O:

verumbark

over 7 years

hey girl ive known you for a decent amount of time and i think i can say with confidence that were close enough for me to guise you n1 and not be caught for the rest of the game

this isnt about any girls in particular (@baabaa @ally @tifennie @jimbei)

TedTonate

over 7 years

Great pro here.

riskitforthebiscuit

over 7 years

Hell babe, are you a voodoo lady because you make me feel chills

Slime321

over 7 years

Hey babe, are you baker, because I wanna see those buns.

Slime321

over 7 years

Hey girl, are you arsonist, because you keep it pretty lit.

deletedover 7 years

Hey girl are you jailer, cause you got me on lockdown?

deletedover 7 years

wanna know why they call me haro big dihg?

JamalMarley

over 7 years

Marvelous!

Decel

about 8 years

Hey girl, you must be a bomb, because you make me explode when I touch you

Umbreon25

about 8 years

Hey girl are you tailor because i wanna be in your pants

deletedabout 8 years

Hey babe I can get you hooked on me

deletedabout 8 years

hey girl are you silencer because you left me speechless

hey girl are you cthulhu because ainc'telfecfymae

when I'm LM and you visit me the last word on my mind is curses

Are you terrorist because you blow my mind

Are you heartbreaker because you left me for dead. Or maybe you're WATCHER BECAUSE YOU DON'T TRUST OUR RELATIONSHIP??? OR HOW ABOUT FORGER BECAUSE I KNOW YOU JUST WANT MY ASSETS BEFORE I GO, YOU DONT CARE ABOUT ME YOU JUST WANT TO INCREASE YOUR NET WORTH!!!!!!