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EPICMAFIA PICKUP LINES

Shwartz99
about 8 years

ALSO KNOWN AS JAMAL'S PICKUP LINES

List your favorite EM pickup lines here. They must have to do with EM pop culture, else they won't be accepted.

  • They call me Eight Inch Lynch ~Golbolco, quoted from Jamal

  • Snek? ~ Sweetie69

  • Benis ~Herredy

  • Ahoy obese ~Jimbei

  • hey girl are you baker because i could use a sandwich ~cub

  • hey girl are you driver because i want to get you drunk and simultaneously satisfy my wincon ~cub

  • hey girl are you stalker because i am ~cub

  • hey girl are you silencer because you left me speechless ~Jimbei

  • hey girl are you cthulhu because ainc'telfecfymae ~Jimbei

  • when I'm LM and you visit me the last word on my mind is curses ~Jimbei

  • Are you terrorist because you blow my mind ~Jimbei

  • Are you heartbreaker because you left me for dead. Or maybe you're WATCHER BECAUSE YOU DON'T TRUST OUR RELATIONSHIP??? OR HOW ABOUT FORGER BECAUSE I KNOW YOU JUST WANT MY ASSETS BEFORE I GO, YOU DONT CARE ABOUT ME YOU JUST WANT TO INCREASE YOUR NET WORTH!!!!!! ~Jimbei

  • Hey babe I can get you hooked on me ~Nynite

  • Hey girl are you tailor because i wanna be in your pants ~Umbreon25

  • Hey girl, you must be a bomb, because you make me explode when I touch you ~Decel

  • Wanna know why they call me haro big dihg? ~harodihg

Please post your pickup lines below!

Sorry, didn't realize there was already a thread about this. https://epicmafia.com/topic/65535

DouradaGrelhada
about 8 years
"Hey"
Bebop
about 8 years

Golbolco says

"They call me Eight Inch Lynch."


/thread
JamalMarley
about 8 years
If you're going to fill this thread with things I've said then you might as well make an entirely new topic of Jamal's Pickup Lines so we don't overflow this one. I know I'm great with the ladies so I'll have much content.
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ahoy obese
FilthyLawn
about 8 years
"Drink to me only with thine eyes,
And I will pledge with mine;
Or leave a kiss but in the cup
And I'll not look for wine.
The thirst that from the soul doth rise
Doth ask a drink divine;
But might I of Jove's nectar sup,
I would not change for thine.
I sent thee late a rosy wreath,
Not so much honoring thee
As giving it a hope that there
It could not wither'd be;
But thou thereon didst only breathe
And sent'st it back to me;
Since when it grows,
and smells, I swear,
Not of itself, but thee!"
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"benis"
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"Snek?"
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u have to.. be my bride!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my bride and I'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so... *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*

This one is in my Top 3 Best Pickup Lines That Never Fail book.
Golbolco
about 8 years
"They call me Eight Inch Lynch."