I AM A CANDIDATE TO BE EM EARTH PLZ VOTE ME! MY PLANS: 1. MAKE EARTH BE CALLED UGANDA! 2. KILL SOME NOAVIS AND EAT THEM! YES I AM A CANNIBAL LOOK IT UP! 3. MAKE EARTH MORE GLORIOUS LIKE UGANDA! 4. I WILL MAKE MORE MEMES! 5. DEFEAT OBOTE ONCE AND FOR ALL

His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular and Future Prez of EM HELP ME IN THIS FINAL FIGHT AGAINST OBOTE AND HIS MEN VOTE IDI AMIN AND BATHE IN GLORY