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The StimNet™ - Dedicated to Devon Arthurs This is a collection of most of the classic StimNet™ posts. Be aware of two things:

  1. Most, if not all of these were written by Devon Arthurs, notorious Islamic convert and murderer
  2. The StimNet™ is definitely not a real and valid social critique, contextualise it at your own peril

If you would like to have something added to the StimNet™, please contact Mossad directly.


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Are you ready to enter the StimNet™?

It's time to jack my brain into the CIA StimNet™ so that the super AI can control my body at the human neural testing ZuccBook™ facility and I can just watch the latest series of Rick and Morty and the hottest Marvel movies in my brain for eight hours, no conscious thought required!

Nothing to complain about, I literally get paid watch movies and the HateThought suppression algorithms help me to acheive a new level of zen!

It's like I'm doing a brain workout and enjoying a grey matter massage at the same time. Sometimes I'll visit the stimnet library and download some Marx directly into my brain.

WARNING: Downloading Marx may overwrite fond memories of loved ones!

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Stickers

Questions

over 6 years
where is psychological
killed himself 3 weeks ago :(
anonymousover 6 years
Do you know Dylan the Nazi Aussie?
youre talkin' to him
deletedover 6 years
bang me pls???
haha you wish NERD
anonymousalmost 7 years
Pls help me, I'm lost and scared. What year is it?
June 1944 normandy,omaha beach. Heads down and GO GO GO
anonymousalmost 7 years
its funny becuz ur gay
reveal yourself anoni-chan

Achievements

16 / 20Super Sleuth!
11 / 20He's Batman
5 / 30Oxyclean
4 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
2 / 15Walker Texas Ranger
almost 6 years
zionist
about 6 years
The Aussie fears the emu(PBUH).
over 6 years
Hmm the guy from the country ppl get eaten by great whites, killed by spiders, snakes etc.. talking about a culture vased around death??
I wont go through this again but it will only say that our culture is so strong that if u watched the french original version of district 13, when the guy is running in the building there is a scene where the FRENCH are watching a brazilian tv show, crocodile dundee is majoritly filmed in nyc
over 6 years
Weve been through this... australia doesnt have a culture...
over 6 years
Does this mean im banned from outback steakhouse???
over 6 years
why do u want me to delete your culture??
over 6 years
over 6 years
you are fa­ggot
over 6 years
no lies here, my man, only truths
over 6 years
i dont do none of that, mate
over 6 years
pal, i only spit the truth!!
over 6 years
then i guess u r degenerated!!
over 6 years
what u r is gay
over 6 years
anus,......
over 6 years
and u r caleb bond
over 6 years
thats caleb bond!
over 6 years
u r not the lion of damascus..... also just remembered i alredy doxxed u!! australian young conservative!
over 6 years
now that u r a libertarian lemme doxx u
over 6 years
this is the only good zizek-sex image macro
over 6 years
lol so fascist goverment that survived less than 10 years, according to human nature, cuban gov still in power, against it! got it!! i mean not to mention that human nature is an absolute meaningless term, that at one point in history would be used to justify slave/master, then to justify kings, now the exploitation of capitalists and workers! not at all it has totally lots of meaning!