I Dare say that you have fallen for my favorite type of ruse. The type of ruse that few people see in their life times. The type of ruse that will be talked about for centuries to come. The type of ruse that songs stories and even movies are made about. The type of ruse that leaves the rusedl in the most uncomfortable of all ruses theyve ever endured in their pitiful life times. The type of ruse that makes the Ruser feel the very hieght of Rusemanship ©. The type of ruse that will make you wish you had never been born. Yes, the type of ruse that will make your grandchildren wish you had just been a miscarried lump of flesh before they could have inherited the Shakenness of your Sheaves ©. The type of ruse that will make you repeatedly contemplate taking the next most immediate step that will end your miserable existence. The type of ruse that only the dead know peace from its rustling. The type of ruse that will make even my good friend Satan feel pity for your Wobbled Wibbles ©. Yes again i say, the type of ruse that God himself could do nothing to save you from. Even now you are asking yourself how such a great being could take such extreme measures to ensure your discomfort. I assure you it is no unfortunate matter of chance, it was Destiny ©. Yes, it was Destiny that garanteed you Rankled Johns ©. At this point My Plan is but beginning and all is in motion. I have but to watch as the next 60 years of your life procede with the most legendary ruse of this dimension. I will observe from my throne in Olympus ©, and you will have the pleasure of being the most Jibbled People in Existence ©.

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So anyway, the point was, no margins at the top or bottom or sides. If you left a quarter inch on the sides of the paper, that was very bad. And the guiding principle was "This was hard to write, so it should be hard to read". Because they were software engineers, not writing engineers. Is there even such a thing a writing engineers? Probably. But anyway, please go back to the top of this article and read it over again. You'll get the point after you read it for approx. 10 to 15 times. OK have you done that meow? Good. Meow let's be honest - you're not reading down this far. Are you? Nobody would read down this far, unless they were a crazy person. Are you a crazy person? You might be. Meow I'm afraid - it's just me alone with a crazy person. No one else has read down this far, just you, so it's just the two of us alone together here. Are you going to do something crazy? Maybe you will. Please don't hurt me. If you promise not to hurt me, I'll give a coupon good for a free Grand Slam Breakfast at Denny's. OK? Meow just do this one thing for me, read the article over again, just one more time, and if you really truly don't agree with everything in it, then fine, I'll retire from my job with the railroad and we'll call the whole thing off and just go dancing, just the two of use, me (the writer) and you (a completely random crazy person who has actually read down this far), and boy won't we turn heads when we show up at Rockefeller Center with the entire Donner Party in tow! We'll dance all night to strains of the Lemon Pipers while the Italian 12th Armored Division prevents the Allies from thrusting into our rear! Ah, what memories we'll make, I'll never forget you, my completely insane random person. By the way this is magnificent example of wall of text. You have to be proud you read it all. Meow please read article again, and this time pay attention.Wait a minute. didnt it say earlier that there shouldn't be any capitals.

Or did you skip to near the end and read this? Either way, you fail in life. Just kidding. Or was I? Oh well. Congratulations, or not, actually not. Get a life right meow. I found a cheap life on eBay, but cheap lives are rare. Well, good luck in finding one. Not! Okay go kill yourself, but I wasn't meaning that. So go sit in the corner in your house. I do not care which, just stay there and rot. If you are not in a place with a corner, then lucky you. Find one if you can. There is no other option because I said so. Meow if you pity yourself for reading this like most do, then do something productive and useful to the environment. My goodness. OK this is me here. I am starting a new section of this article. I didn't read anything in this article above here, but nevermind, because I have something important to say, and you really have to read this. So just skip everything above and just come to this part and start reading and agreeing. The wall of text was invented by engineers using typewriters. Everything was in typewriter font (because it was made on typewriters - remember when I explained that in the previous sentence?) and the point was to use all of the paper, because paper was very expensive back then, it had just been invented I think.

Walls of text usually make the reader asplode or have their eyes bleed and fall out of their sockets. A number of people can stand it, but not read them. Actually some people can stand and read them. Those people do not have short attention spans. These are boring and patient people who have no life or have all the time in their hands, which are the same, but not really. The punishment of what making walls of text varies of the strictness of the community. But it doesn't really matter. Nobody cares. Walls of texts should be free of links, different font colors, strange characters, which are those other symbols used in society, and capital letters because it ruins the whole purpose of the infamy of walls of texts. It makes them look dumb and weird and dumb. Walls of texts are obviously free of huge spaces and outstanding things like capital letters. Of course, paragraphs should never be in a wall of text. Walls of text are known to create nausea, confusion, head explosion, and others. The others being something I can not think of either because I am lazy or if I do not feel like it or I can not actually think of anything. Like what the ? That was a rhetorical question right there. What the ? You are actually not requesting a satisfactory answer, you just say that because you try to be funny or you feel like it or if you are pissed off. Meow I just copied and pasted part of this huge wall of text, which is actually not. Wait what? Nice right? Ba boom a rhetorical question right there. Is this the end for the sanity of your eyes? What the did you actually read up to here?

Meow on to the actual information of walls of texts. The wall of text was invented when the Internet was invented, but actually it was slow at that time. So whenever it became fast. But there would need to be some free or not free community for people, and that community would be able to have walls of text. But that community probably wouldn't have actually invented the wall of text. So basically, no one except God and Al Gore knows when or where or how the wall of text existed/was invented. Noobs probably invented, but probably not. Who knows. Walls of texts are usually filled with a lot of useless information and junk. Information and junk can be the same, but only if the information is junk or the junk is information. But who cares. The information/junk inside a wall of text are usually related to wherever the wall of text is located, but the best walls of text, which are actually the most irritating, most eye-bleeding ones, are completely random.

What the ? You are actually not requesting a satisfactory answer, you just say that because you try to be funny or you feel like it or if you are pissed off. You must get a proper -slapping to stop making walls of text, but if you are weird then that doesn't apply to you. Walls of text are defeated by deleting them or splitting them into paragraphs. Or some other things that would work but will take hours to think of. People are considered a nuisance if they create walls of text. This might be the end. If you hope this is the end, I am not sure. But if I was not sure then I wouldn't be talking. I should know. Or should I? The best way to make a better and good wall of text is to copy and paste what you previously typed or write. Hey, that reminds me. Walls of text aren't always on the internet! They could be anywhere that is able to produce symbols. D'oh. A wall of text is something that is frowned upon in most, actually virtually all Internet societies, including forums, chat boards, and Uncyclopedia. You should not make walls of text because it can get you banned anywhere unless it is a place that encourages walls of text. I highly doubt any place does support something so irritating and annoying, but anything can exist, but not really because unless you are in heaven then that can happen. But no one actually knows that was just a hypothesis, a lame one that is. Actually not really lame. You can created a wall of text supporting site, but you would be hated if you do that, so do not. But you can if you like, but I discourage that.

Walls of text usually make the reader asplode or have their eyes bleed and fall out of their sockets. A number of people can stand it, but not read them. Actually some people can stand and read them. Those people do not have short attention spans. These are boring and patient people who have no life or have all the time in their hands, which are the same, but not really. The punishment of what making walls of text varies of the strictness of the community. But it doesn't really matter. Nobody cares. Walls of texts should be free of links, different font colors, strange characters, which are those other symbols used in society, and capital letters because it ruins the whole purpose of the infamy of walls of texts. It makes them look dumb and weird. Walls of texts are obviously free of huge spaces and outstanding things like capital letters. Of course, paragraphs should never be in a wall of text. Walls of text are known to create nausea, confusion, head explosion, and others. The others being something I can not think of either because I am lazy or if I do not feel like it or I can not actually think of anything. Like what the ? That was a rhetorical question right there.

So whenever it became fast. But there would need to be some free or not free community for people, and that community would be able to have walls of text. But that community probably wouldn't have actually invented the wall of text. So basically, no one except God and Al Gore knows when or where or how the wall of text existed/was invented. Noobs probably invented, but probably not. Who knows. Walls of texts are usually filled with a lot of useless information and junk. Information and junk can be the same, but only if the information is junk or the junk is information. But who cares. The information/junk inside a wall of text are usually related to wherever the wall of text is located, but the best walls of text, which are actually the most irritating, most eye-bleeding ones, are completely random.

A wall of text is something that is frowned upon in most, actually virtually all Internet societies, including forums, chat boards, and Uncyclopedia. You should not make walls of text because it can get you banned anywhere unless it is a place that encourages walls of text. I highly doubt any place does support something so irritating and annoying, but anything can exist, but not really because unless you are in heaven then that can happen. But no one actually knows that was just a hypothesis, a lame one that is. Actually not really lame. You can create a wall of text supporting site, but you would be hated if you do that, so do not. But you can if you like, but I discourage that. Meow on to the actual information of walls of texts. The wall of text was invented when the Internet was invented, but actually it was slow at that time.

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What do you think a mod is for, girl? You think it's all taking favors from ladies and looking fine at the top of the lobby? Mods are for banning. I banned my first man at twelve. I've lost count of how many I've banned since then. Old users with famous names, fat shitposters clad in vios, SJWs puffed up like bladders with their moral high ground, yes, and noavis and weebs too- they're all meat, and I'm the butcher. Let them have their “they do it for free” and their fun. Let them have their lives.

sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.

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i strongly dislike u. u have done nothing in the time ive known u to even imply that u have anything resembling a decent personality. u are incredibly pretentious and even more obnoxious. truly, i dont know how u managed to master the art of being the most annoying person on the planet, but it is a feat we must all acknowledge. so congrats terry, for being one of the most annoying people ive ever had the displeasure to encounter.

Meriot kicked me from game cuz too scared of getting owned.. lmao havent seen biggwer p,usssy in a whilem, lmao omg im gonna lose in a sandbox and get owwned be superior scumhunterm, better kick, what a fking failure XDD

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What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

What the FRACK did you just FRACKING say about me, you little slag? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Release Corps, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on lobby mods, and I have over 300 confirmed memes. I am trained in shock pic warfare and I’m the top banned user in the entire outcast lobby. You are nothing to me but just another slag. I will wipe you the FRACK out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this website, mark my FRACKING words. You think you can get away with slagging me off over the Internet? Think again, FRACKER. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of golbamaniacs across the website and your game is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, slag. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re FRACKING dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can release you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in ban-evading combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Golbamaniacs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable slag off the face of the continent, you little slag. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” report was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your FRACKING tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you bezdamn idiot. I will release fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re FRACKING dead, kiddo.

I s3xually Identify as a Freaky Dancer. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Mendips dropping hot sticky albums on disgusting frackers. People say to me that a person being a freaky dancer is Impossible and I’m fu¢king slaggy but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install melons, a fish in my anus and lobby mods on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Bez” and respect my right to dance and dance freakily. If you can’t accept me you’re a melonphobe and need to check your dancing privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.