Ruseman

Did I Jangle your Bobos? ©
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I Dare say that you have fallen for my favorite type of ruse. The type of ruse that few people see in their life times. The type of ruse that will be talked about for centuries to come. The type of ruse that songs stories and even movies are made about. The type of ruse that leaves the rusedl in the most uncomfortable of all ruses theyve ever endured in their pitiful life times. The type of ruse that makes the Ruser feel the very hieght of Rusemanship ©. The type of ruse that will make you wish you had never been born. Yes, the type of ruse that will make your grandchildren wish you had just been a miscarried lump of flesh before they could have inherited the Shakenness of your Sheaves ©. The type of ruse that will make you repeatedly contemplate taking the next most immediate step that will end your miserable existence. The type of ruse that only the dead know peace from its rustling. The type of ruse that will make even my good friend Satan feel pity for your Wobbled Wibbles ©. Yes again i say, the type of ruse that God himself could do nothing to save you from. Even now you are asking yourself how such a great being could take such extreme measures to ensure your discomfort. I assure you it is no unfortunate matter of chance, it was Destiny ©. Yes, it was Destiny that garanteed you Rankled Johns ©. At this point My Plan is but beginning and all is in motion. I have but to watch as the next 60 years of your life procede with the most legendary ruse of this dimension. I will observe from my throne in Olympus ©, and you will have the pleasure of being the most Jibbled People in Existence ©.

Theres no way i can replace all the memories i had on my Profile. I had shout outs to all of the Old timers on there. I Had the Greatest Ruses pulled by sandbox as a collected Ingrained In the very Words Of That Page. History! The Very History of Sandbox was Carved into my Profile Like the Hyroglyphics of Egypt! And with His arrogant Graffiti like a whimpering teenager, Jimbei Destroyed History. I hope Youre Happy. ©

Questions

almost 10 years
stay strong ruse ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Im Back And Better Than Ever ©
deletedabout 10 years
last game ever, first game greatest
Fuck You For Leaving Me You Hearless Bastard. ©
deletedabout 10 years
jokes on u im gay irl
Another Ruse Successful. ©
deletedabout 10 years
im hella jacked irl. btw they took away my commenting abilities rip
Jokes On You That Was A Photo Of Me And I Took Away Your Commenting. Get Rused Mate ©
about 10 years
Hi Gorgeousoeusoues
Dont Make Me Have Sex With You ©

Achievements

11 / 20Super Sleuth!
7 / 20Do No Harm
6 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
2 / 25Explosion!
1 / 15Knight Devout
over 7 years
this is why you keep a backup of your profile
over 7 years
Jimbei went too far. I think you should give back to her, Ruseman. ©
deletedalmost 8 years
Stay the hell away from my forum posts. This is your one and only warning.
deletedalmost 8 years
pls dont ruse me anymore
almost 8 years
ruseman u qt
deletedalmost 8 years
yes it is i my love, pls respond on skype
almost 8 years
AAYYYYY LMAO
deletedalmost 10 years
https://epicmafia.com/topic/59466 You should join this!
about 10 years
༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ I saw you on my profile, what kind of ruse were you planting?
about 10 years
You've got a good head on your shoulder kid, you're going places.
about 10 years
ur awesome.
deletedover 10 years
why wasnt i the first on the list of people u love u cunt ʕง ͠ •ᴥ •ʔง
deletedover 10 years
what did u just say 2 me u litle shit ʕง ͠ •ᴥ •ʔง
over 10 years