I sexually Identify as John Cena. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending my WWE championship at WWE SUPERSLAM. People say to me that a person being John Cena is Impossible and I'm but I don't care, You Can't See Me. I'm having Vince McMahon inject me with Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. From now on I want you guys to call me "Champ" and respect my right to Five Knuckle Shuffle and Never Give Up. If you can't accept me you're a cenaphobe and need to check your championship privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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The community here is cancer. Everything is being swallowed by copypastas. The comments section of every post is slowly degrading into a shitfesty circlejerk. Even this is going to end up as a copypasta, I guarantee it.
Hmmmmm... If this so called 'cereal' has both cereal and milk in it why is it not called "cereal and milk"? "C 'n M" for short? Following the same logic, if a milkshake has milk in it, why does it not have cereal in it? If we go even deeper, we shall find that the CIA has made no statement regarding this. Is that a coincidence? Or was that all a ploy to cover something up? I don't know, maybe this is only a diversion from more serious stuff? For example why is 'Mac and Cheese' not called 'Macaroni, cheese, and gluten"? Or is this only to divert us even more as we discuss whether the Oxford Comma should be put there? I don't know. But we, as a society, as a COMMUNITY, must beware. For the future - a future where nothing is right - is not a bright one. And even worse, it's coming.
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*knock knock* me: fine. me: *opens door* holy its goku goku: hey its me goku what the is up, may i interest you in some treats? me: goku you know i really dont need this right now please leave goku: i see how it is me: leave my home goku
sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.
REMOVE GOLBOLCO remove golbolco you are worst owner. you are the owne idiot you are the owne smell. return to main. to our main cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,jimbei we will never forgeve you. jimbei rascal FU¢k but fu¢k asshoIe turk stink jimbei sqhipere shqipare..owner genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead owner..ahahahahahJIMBEI WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .outcast we kill the king , outcast return to your precious /v/….hahahahaha idiot owner and jimbei smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE GOLBOLCO FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. bebop+equity+merlot+japter=kill jimbei…you will ww2/ equity alive in bebox, equity making album of bebox . fast rap equity bebox. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of equity… you are ppoor stink owner… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
equity alive numbr one #1 in bebop ….fu¢k the main ,..FU¢Kk ashol owners no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. equity aliv and real strong wizard kill all the owner farm aminal with rap magic now we the bebop rule .ape of the zoo owner lucidrains fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and fredbox wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. bebop greattst owner
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road.
he turn to his girl and say:
"baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel."
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."
"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door
waves are above your head as you are swimming across lake balaton. the hungarian spirits seem to avoid you these day. you must see if they indeed avoid you. your life is not precious. if you die, you will party with saint stephen. if you survive then hungarian spirits are with you. swimming across lake balaton is hard its more than 7 kilometres at the middle exactly at 3500 metres you continue swimming forward but in the meantime you sink deeper and deeper you cant resist lake balaton is attracting you you seem to be under water now you just hold your breath sinking deeper and deeper you were sinking for 10 minutes now but you still cant see anything you decide to wait a little you were sinking now for 10 years and you still cant see anything. wait you see something shiny! you force yourself to swim downwards and you see a crown! its a hungarian spirit! and then he appears in front of you its saint stephen IT SEEMS HUNGARIAN SPIRITS ACTUALLY FAVOUR YOU saint stephen says: yo little hungarian poor little peasant what sin hast thou commit that thou hast gotten here? i say: nothing mr hungarian spirit saint stephen: then ur not hungarian ffs
and i died of suffocation
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sl0nderman was recently banned from sandbox chat WITH NO REASON GIVEN. what the hell? where is the mod transparency? can mods state why they ban people, or is that too much to ask? there is not an ounce of professionalism on the mod team if we can't even get something as basic as reasons for banning someone. sort it out please or lucid will be hearing about it. remember i got myself unbanned TWICE due to personally contacting lucid so don't take my threats lightly. alright
No where did I lie, you're just running frantic because all this information hits you in the face.
Are you calling these people liars? Al-Kaamil Fi Al-Lugha by Al-Mubarrad::: Mubarrad or Mobarrad, full name Abu Al-'Abbas Muhammad Ibn Yazid, (March 25, 826, Basra - October, 898, Baghdad) was an Arab grammarian. After studying grammar in that city, he was called to the court of the Abbasid caliph al-Mutawakkil at Samarra in 860. When the caliph was killed in 861, he went to Baghdad, remaining there most of his life as a teacher.
Abu hurairah: Abū Hurayrah ad-Dawsī al-Yamānī (Arabic: أبو هريرة الدوسي اليماني; 603–681), often spelled Abu Hurairah, was a companion of the Islamic prophet Muhammad and the most prolific narrator of hadith in Sunni hadith compilations. He was known by the kunyah Abu Hurairah ("Father of the Kitten"), but his real name is differed upon, the most popular opinion being that it was ‘Abd ar-Raḥmān ibn Ṣakhr (عبد الرحمن بن صخر). Abu Hurairah spent 2 years in the company of Muhammad[1] and went on expeditions and journeys with him.[2] It is estimated that he narrated around 5,374 ahadiths.[3] This has driven people to criticize him due to most of his hadiths being Aahad (the sermon was only witnessed by one person, or one region).
They're the ones who said this. So according to you, these people were lying even though they're well known scholars of the past who lived in that era? Talk about delusional. You're the one who is sick for trying to say these dignified scholars are liers, like lmfao??? You're the one who is trying to erase semitic identity, not me.
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What's up noobs, listen up. This guy Lucid needs to stop being a cheapskate and get some better f**king DDOS protection. Whoever has Lucid's email, please post it on here cause idk wtf it is. Once you have his email, start spamming him with messages telling him to get better security. If this doesn't work, we might as well all self delete.
-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___:release::release::release::release: Don't mind me just taking my mods for a walk
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alright who everi ddosing the site needs to get a life, you wouldnt like it if u didnt have access to a computer yourself would u you ruin a site becuase ur 1. a banned user. 2. you troll. 3. you have and exploit. its time we make epic mafia great again and ip banned the ddosers
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† Behold the Metatron herald of the almighty and voice of the one true God. †
Clearly you lack the ability to understand that your attempt at an analogy completely contradicts itself and thus, is meaningless. You compared me to a cult leader and then said that people don't know or care about who I am, yet a cult leader manipulates people into doing just that! Maybe you should try to compare me to someone else. My definition of messiah is THE definition of messiah. Who makes up their own definitions of words that already exist? I am like the savior of Sandbox. The messiah.
