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about 8 years

I sexually Identify as John Cena. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending my WWE championship at WWE SUPERSLAM. People say to me that a person being John Cena is Impossible and I'm but I don't care, You Can't See Me. I'm having Vince McMahon inject me with Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. From now on I want you guys to call me "Champ" and respect my right to Five Knuckle Shuffle and Never Give Up. If you can't accept me you're a cenaphobe and need to check your championship privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

about 7 years
Hello! I’m Chihiro Fujisaki, and I’m a transgendered female and a proud truscum!

I’ve seen a LOT of people say mean things and make up bad lies about truscum people, but I’m here to set them straight! Just send me an ask if you have any questions about what it means to be a truscum and why what we believe is important!
about 7 years
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deletedover 7 years
Because of this terrible economy, I'm having to shut down my business. I have OVER 1300 Pope hats (replicas) that I REALLY need to get rid of. The pope hats came from China and are a little too small for most adult heads and are also irritating to the skin, so you would need to have long hair or wear a smaller hat underneath (just like the REAL POPE). Dogs do not like to wear these pope hats, but maybe a large cat or maybe a nice dog would wear one. My dogs will not but they are not very nice and always hate being dressed up like for Halloween when we tried to dress them up like batman but they became very very agitated and bit a neighbors kid. I will lock the dogs up when you come get all of these pope hats.

My wife is a devout catholic and she finds the presence of all of these pope hats all over the house to be blasphemous. I have pope hats in every closet, pope hats under the sing, pope hats full of other pope hats. She will not stop talking to me about getting rid of the pope hats and has started lighting candles all over the house for my soul but these pope hats are extremely flammable so its a problem in my house (there are pope hats everywhere)

I payed 10x what I'm asking for when I bought these pope hats. I still think there is a market for them maybe when the economy turns around. Act NOW! Don't miss this great deal! I have 1,325 total (I counted this morning). 3 of them have some dog bites and one of them is burnt to a crisp, but you can take that one or leave it. Bring 2-3 strong friends.
over 7 years
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over 7 years
over 7 years
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over 7 years
What's that, you wrote a computer program, made a little website, you uploaded some videos to Youtube? Well, let me take this opportunity to congratulate you, the monkey learned a trick. Look at you, uploading comments. You're already spewing your vile filth all over the computer, huh? Congratulations! You must have an IQ in the double digits! Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers. They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies. Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you. That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god, a pizza god? Anyway. That's about it. Go yourself.
over 7 years
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
over 7 years
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over 7 years
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over 7 years
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deletedover 7 years
It's 2017 and we elected an angry pumpkin.

It's 2017 and we elected a oompa loompa.

It's 2017 and we elected the annoying orange.
over 7 years
What the fck did you just fcking say about me, you obese b!tch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Jamal's Jym, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Clique, and I have 0 confirmed alts. I am trained in golbamaniac warfare and I’m the top user in the entire Sandbox lobby. You are nothing to me but just another loser. I will wipe you the fck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fcking words. You think you can get away with saying that sht to me in the chatbox? Think again, loser. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of disciples across Games Lobby and your username is being traced right now so you better prepare for the eight inches, fat@ss. The eight inches that wipe out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re fcking dead, loser. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my abusive mod team. Not only do I look like Jesse Williams in real life, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Holy Church of Jamal and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your fat @ss off the face of the website, you loser. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” meme was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have remained Silent, user. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sht fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fcking incapable, Bebop.
over 7 years
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over 7 years
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over 7 years
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over 7 years
How all occasions do inform against me,
And spur my dull revenge! What is a man,
If his chief good and market of his time
Be but to sleep and feed? a beast, no more.
Sure, he that made us with such large discourse,
Looking before and after, gave us not
That capability and god-like reason
To fust in us unused. Now, whether it be
Bestial oblivion, or some craven scruple
Of thinking too precisely on the event,
A thought which, quarter'd, hath but one part wisdom
And ever three parts coward, I do not know
Why yet I live to say 'This thing's to do;'
Sith I have cause and will and strength and means
To do't. Examples gross as earth exhort me:
Witness this army of such mass and charge
Led by a delicate and tender prince,
Whose spirit with divine ambition puff'd
Makes mouths at the invisible event,
Exposing what is mortal and unsure
To all that fortune, death and danger dare,
Even for an egg-shell. Rightly to be great
Is not to stir without great argument,
But greatly to find quarrel in a straw
When honour's at the stake. How stand I then,
That have a father kill'd, a mother stain'd,
Excitements of my reason and my blood,
And let all sleep? while, to my shame, I see
The imminent death of twenty thousand men,
That, for a fantasy and trick of fame,
Go to their graves like beds, fight for a plot
Whereon the numbers cannot try the cause,
Which is not tomb enough and continent
To hide the slain? O, from this time forth,
My thoughts be bloody, or be nothing worth!
deletedover 7 years
What the did you just say about me, you little ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again, . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable off the face of the continent, you little . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, kiddo.
deletedover 7 years
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deletedover 7 years
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over 7 years
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deletedover 7 years
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deletedalmost 8 years
Once again shafted by the clique. Where is the Holy Church of Jamal on this poll? After all, it is the only true family in Sandbox where loyalty to each other comes before all else. Maybe you forgot about us, but you will certainly remember our name in the coming days.

If anyone does not love the Lord Jamal Marley.

Let him be accused O Lord come.

Amen!
deletedalmost 8 years
How active are you in Sandbox?
I'm super casual. At least twice a week.
deletedalmost 8 years
[7/1/16, 1:08:25 AM] Val: let's say I've already taken out unnecessary players of the game

[7/1/16, 8:07:20 AM] Val: I don't want to sound petty but I still want to be acting unaware of the situation