Roxy is still holding onto the idol.

:dikdik: OH BOY I WISH I COULD USE AN EMOTE PEOPLE USED :dikdik:

:doge: Bark :doge: The :doge: Mods :doge: Away :doge:

:squirtle: squirt squad lol :squirtle:

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(thanks sl0nd)

So there was a little loop, it does causes confunsion but what do you want from me im just a poor pear!

You know what, first i tought " oh no nobody is going to read this , they don't care about memy X script " but... i have hope
Huh?
Eh.
Huh?
Eh.
Huh?
Please.
- The Ileenium System!
- Yes, the Ileenium System.
That's the one.
Get us there as fast as you can.
I need the engine tape, hurry.
- What about you?
- I got to get back to Jakku?
Back to Jakk... Why does everyone
want to go back to Jakku?
- It's not that one.
- That place is...
No.
No.
The one I'm pointing to.
No. No.
No!
If we don't patches up the
propulsion, the tank will overflow
and fill up this ship
with poisonous gas.
- This?
- Yes.
Hey, Rey,
you're a pilot.
You can fly anywhere.
Why go back?
You got a family?
You got a boyfriend?
A cute boyfriend?
None of your business, that's why.
- That can't be good.
- To the cockpit.
Someone's locked on to us.
All controls are overridden.
Get off.
Get off!
Do you see anything?
Oh, no.
It's the First order.
OH NOES GUYS IT'S THE FIRST ORDER, WASH OUT!

no intro in this one for characters length
Anything else?
The two were accompanied by a girl.
What girl?
It's the motivator.
Grab me a Harris wrench.
Check in there.
- How bad is it?
- If we want to live, not good.
They're hunting for us now.
We got to get out of this system!
BB-8 says the location of the
Resistance base is 'need to know.'
If I'm taking you there,
I need to know.
This?
You got to tell us
where your base is.
What?
No.
I don't speak that.
Okay, between us,
I'm not with the Resistance, okay?
I'm just trying to get away
from the First Order.
But if you tell us
where the base is,
I'll get you there first.
Deal?
Droid, please!
Pilex driver, hurry.
- So,where is your base?
- Go on, BB-8, tell her .
Huh?
Eh.
Huh?
Eh.
Huh?
Please.
- The Ileenium System!
- Yes, the Ileenium System.
That's the one.
Get us there as fast as you can.
I need the engine tape, hurry.
- What about you?
- I got to get back to Jakku?
Back to Jakk... Why does everyone
want to go back to Jakku?
- It's not that one.
- That place is...
No.
No.
The one I'm pointing to.
No. No.
No!
If we don't patches up the
propulsion, the tank will overflow
and fill up this ship
with poisonous gas.
- This?
- Yes.
Hey, Rey,✈ On Air ✈
Anything else?
The two were accompanied by a girl.
What girl?
It's the motivator.
Grab me a Harris wrench.
Check in there.
- How bad is it?
- If we want to live, not good.
They're hunting for us now.
We got to get out of this system!
BB-8 says the location of the
Resistance base is 'need to know.'
If I'm taking you there,
I need to know.
This?
You got to tell us
where your base is.
What?
No.
I don't speak that.
Okay, between us,
I'm not with the Resistance, okay?
I'm just trying to get away
from the First Order.
But if you tell us
where the base is,
I'll get you there first.
Deal?
Droid, please!
Pilex driver, hurry.
- So,where is your base?
- Go on, BB-8, tell her .

Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility, of you having sex with one, but there;s not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So, in other words, you will never find any pôrn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it’s disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That’s what life is like to me. I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don’t even do it for me. I am cursed

im soo tired right now i should drink this energetic drink...

* drinks energetic drink *

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THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY PRESENT EXISTS, IT'S ALWAYS TIME OR FUTURE

see? tbat was the past, but you know what is more confusing that past? PRESENT

if i say " this is the past " it's totally be the past after this message

Time is so confusing

well TODAY deepending on your timezone

well see you guys tomorrow :D

aight i finished my sushi...

im just here to suffer, also i forgot the outro in the last episode, sorry about that.
- BB-8, hold on.
- Whyee?
I'm going low!
What are you doing back there?
Are you ever going to fire back?
I'm working on it!
Are the shields up?
Not so easy without a co-pilot.
Try sitting in this thing.
- We need cover, quick.
- We're about to get some!
I hope.
Whoa.
Damn it.
Come on, come on!
Nice shot!
I'm getting pretty good at this.
Let's get down!
Alright. The cannon's stuck in
forward position. I can't move it.
You got to lose them.
Get ready!
Okay.
For what?
Are we really doing this?
Oh, no.
Whoa!
- That was some flying.
- Nice shooting.
- Thanks.
- How did you do that?
- I don't know.
- No one trained you?
But I've never left the pla- k just finished my sushi brb.
Where are we in? oh right
But i've never left the planet
- Your last shot was great.
- That was amazing.
You set me up for it.
- It was perfect.
- That was pretty good.
You're okay.
He's with the Resistance.
Hmm.
He's going to get you home.
We both will.
I don't know your name.
Finn. Remember, remember, the fifth of November... ( guyfawkes profile )
What's yours?
I'm Rey.✈ On Air ✈
Rey...✈ On Air ✈ ( mongrel profile )
Help me with this.
Quick!
What-What's going on?
Sir, we were unable to
acquire the droid on Jakku.
He escaped capture on a stolen
Corellian YT model freighter.
The droid... stole a freighter?
Not exactly, sir.
It had help.
We have no confirmation,
but we believe FN-2187
may have helped him escape.
This is getting interesting... also rey on air just rhymes a lot.

Well im eating some sushi here while doing this , also since this is not really what i was expected, i will just copy paste a user description everytime they say a name.
I tried to help him
but I'm sorry.
So you're with the Resistance?
Obviously.
Yes, I am
I'm with the Resistance, yeah.
I'm with the Resistance.
I never met a
Resistance fighter before.
I was... that's what we look like.
Some of us.
Others look different.
BB-8 says he's on a secret mission.
He has to get back to your base.
Apparently he has a map
that leads to Luke Skywalker Well im a pear, i was cultivated by the Romans but eventually i didn't got eaten !I miss you rayni, hope we meet again!
.
And everyone is after it.
Luke Skywalker? Well im a pear, i was cultivated by the Romans but eventually i didn't got eaten !I miss you rayni, hope we meet again!
I thought he was a myth.
What?
- What are you doing?
- Come on.
Come on, BB-8!
- Let go of me!
- Come on! We got to move!
I know how to run
without you holding my hand.
BB-8, stay close!
This way.
Call in the air strike.
They're shooting at both of us.
Yeah, they saw you with me.
You are marked.
Well, thanks for that.
Hey! I'm not the one to
take you down with a stick.
Does anyone have blasters around here?
Are you okay?
Shh. Shh.
Shhh.
Stop taking my hand!
Hey.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Follow me.
We can't outrun them!
We might.
In that Quad-Jumper!
Hey!
We need a pilot!
We got one.
You?
What about that ship?
That one's GARBAGE!
The garbage will do.
Gunner position is down there!
You ever fly this thing?
No!
This ship hasn't flown in years.
Great.
I can do this.
I can do this.
I can do this.
I can do this.
Hey!
That's mine!
Hold!
Stay low! Stay low!
What?
Stay low!
It confuses their tracking.

K im starving a little, i just ordered some sushi...
so anyways, here's some bee movie type of meme for you
Send a squad to the wreckage.
Poe!
Poe!
Poe!
Poe! I got you.
Poe!
Poe!
Supreme Leader Snoke was explicit.
Capture the droid if we can,
but destroy it, we must.
How capable are your soldiers, General?
I won't have you
question my methods.
They are obviously skilled
at committing high treason.
Perhaps Leader Snoke should
consider using a clone army.
My men are exceptionally trained.
Programmed from birth.
Then, they should have
no problem retrieving the droid,
unharmed.
Careful, Ren, that your personal interest
not interfere with orders from Leader Snoke.
I want that map.
For your sake,
I suggest you get it.
Water.
Water.
- Water.
- No.
There's no water?
Girl, your droid.
I want it.
- Huh?
- What?
Oi!
Get away from him!
Hey!
Huh?
Who are those people.
They work for Unkar.
Mistress! That man!
Who?
That man over there.
- Him?
- Yes.
He is wearing my master's jacket.
What is your hurry, thief?
What?
Thief?
Oww!
Hey! What?
The jacket.
This droid says you stole it.
I had a pretty
messed up day, alright?
So I'd appreciate it if
you'd stop accusing me...
- Ow! Stop it!
- Where did you get it?
It belongs to his master.
It belongs to Poe Dameron.
That was his name, right?
He was captured
by the First Order.
I helped him escape,
our ship crashed.
Poe didn't make it.
Guys im crying, im really sad for po- holy my sushi is here

* In the last episondde *
Did you see that?
Did you see that?Did you see that?
Did you see that?Did you see that?
Did you see that?Did you see that?
Did you see that?
AND SO IT CONTINUES
sir, they've taken out our turbo lasers.
Use the ventral cannons.
Yes, sir.
Bringing them online.
General Hux,
is it the Resistance pilot?
Yes, and he had helped
from one of our own.
We are checking the registers now
to identify which Stormtrooper it was.
The one from the Village.
FN-2187.
Sir, ventral cannons on.
Fire.
What's coming towards you?
My right. Your left. Do you see it?
Hold on.
I see them!
Nice shot!
Where're we going?
We're going back to Jakku,
that's where.
No, no, no.
We can't go back to Jakku.
We need to get out
of this system.
I got to get my droid
before the First Order does.
- What? A droid?
- That's right.
The BB unit, orange and white.
One of a kind.
I don't care what color he is!
No droid can be that important!
This one is, man.
We need to get as far away
from the First Order as we can.
We go back to Jakku,
we die.
The droid has a map that leads
straight to Luke Skywalker.
Oh, you got to be kidding me!
FN-2187 reported to my division,
was evaluated and sent to reconditioning.
No prior signs of nonconformity?
This was his first offense.
General.
They've been hit.
- Destroyed?
- Disabled.
They've headed back to Jakku.
The CIS projected the crash
in the Goazon Badlands.
They were going
back for the droid.
Aight guys as you can see this was some little action part, i really should get some food...

There is blasters in this one guys, :O
Why?
Why are you helping me?
Because it's the right thing to do.
You need a pilot.
I need a pilot.
We're gonna do this.
Yeah?
Okay, stay calm, stay calm.
I am calm.
I'm talking to myself.
Not yet.
Okay, go.
This way.
I always wanted to fly
one of these things.
- Can you shoot?
- Blasters, I can.
Okay, same principle.
Use the toggle on the left to switch
between missiles, cannons and Mag pulses.
The sight on the right to aim,
triggers to fire.
This is very complicated.
I can fix this.
We have an unsanctioned
departure from Bay 2.
Alert General Hux,
and stop that fighter.
Blow up the command.
I got it.
This thing really moves.
Alright, we got to take out as
many of these cannons as we can
- if we're gonna get very far.
- Alright.
I'm going to get us in position.
Just stay sharp.
Up ahead! Up ahead!
Do you see it?
I got us dead centered.
It's a clean shot.
I got it.
- Yeah!
- Yes!
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
I saw it!
- Hey. What's your name?
- FN-2187.
F... what?
That's the only name
they ever gave me.
Well, I ain't using it.
FN, huh?
Finn. I'm gonna call you Finn.
Is it alright?
Finn. Yeah!
Finn, I like that!
I like that.
I'm Poe, Poe Dameron.
- Good to meet you, Poe.
- Good to meet you too, Finn!
Well guys as you can see finn just appeared, really cool huh? you probably finished your food by now so i hope you have your belly all full by now, it will be more... cool to read this then.

I am not suppose to tell,
it's classified.
- Classified, really?
- Yup.
Me too.
Big secret.
Niima Outpost is that way.
Stay off Kelvin Ridge.
Keep away from the
sinking fields in the North
or you'll drown in the sand.
You are so very kind.
I would like to come with you.
Don't follow me.
The town is that way.
Oh.
Then, can I stay with you?
No!
I am scared.
Yay!
In the morning, you go.
Thank you, again.
You're welcome.
I have no idea we had the best pilot
in the Resistance on board.
You comfortable?
Not really.
I'm impressed.
No one has been able
to get out of you
what you did with the map.
You might want to
rethink your technique.
Where is it?
The Resistance will not be
intimidated by you.
Where is it?
AAWWWW !!
It's in a droid.
A BB unit.
Well then, if it's on Jakku,
we'll soon have it.
I leave that to you.
Don't give up hope.
He still might show up.
Whoever it's you're waiting for.
Classified.
I know all about waiting
For my family.
They'll be back,
one day.
Come on.
These five pieces are worth...
Let me see...
One half portion.
Last week they were
a half portion each.
What about the droid?
What about him?
I'll pay for him.
Wow.
60 portions.
- Whoa.
- Wow.
Actually.
The droid is not for sale.
Come on.
Follow the girl
and get that droid.
Ren wants the prisoner.
Turn here.
Listen carefully.
If you do exactly as I say,
I can get you out of here.
What?
This is a rescue.
I'm helping you escape.
Can you fly a TIE fighter?
You are with the Resistance?
What? No no no.
I'm breaking you out.
- Can you fly a TIE fighter?
- I can fly anything.


Are you guys enjoyning this? i hope you are, im surprised by how life turns out when you're bored, well bring cookies and popcorn, or milk if you have, because im sure there is gonna be action now

you know what im doing this, here i will keep going:
I see him!
And take this, it's safer
with you than it's with me.
You get as far away
from here as you can.
- Do you hear me?
- I don't know...
I'll come back for you!
We'll be alright!
Keep moving!
Stay here.
Look how old you'd become.
Something far worse
has happened to you.
You know what I've come for.
I know where you come from.
Before you you call 'Kylo Ren'.
The Map, to Skywalker.
We know you found it.
And now you're going to
give it to the First Order.
The First Order rose
from the dark side.
You did not.
I'll show you
the dark side.
You may try.
But you cannot deny the truth
that is your family.
You're so right.
So, who talks first?
Do you talk first? I talk first?
The old man gave it to you.
It's very hard to understand you
with all the...
- Search him.
- I'm more than...
- Nothing, sir.
- Bring him on board.
Sir, the villagers?
Kill them all.
On my command.
Fire!
No!
Nothing here!
Eliminate it!
Huh?
Alright.
Alright!
FN-2187.
Submit your blaster for inspection.
Yes, Captain.
And who gave you permission
to remove that helmet?
I'm sorry, Captain.
Report to my division at once.
What you brought me today
is worth...
One quarter portion.
(AT-AT)
Huh?
Oh, thank you.
Shhh.
That's just a Teedo.
Wants you for parts.
He has no respect for anyone.
Oh.
Your antenna's bent.
Where'd you come from?
SInce not much lightsaber is going on i will also copy paste your comments when someone says " jedi .2

Here is the entire force awakens script but everytime they say lightsaber i copy paste one of this thread comments but when in the 7th comment i will just copy paste epicmafia games but everytime someone says lynch after th 7h comment all star by smash mouth lyrics will appear, the texts will keep going on instead of starting over
A long time ago in a galaxy far,
far away....
STAR
WARS
Episode Vll / b
THE FORCE AWAKENS/ b
Luke Skywalker has vanished.
In his absence, the sinister
FIRST ORDER has risen from
the ashes of the Empire
and will not rest until
Skywalker, the last Jedi,
has been destroyed.
With the support of the
REPUBLIC, General Leia Organa
leads a brave RESISTANCE.
She is desperate to find her
brother Luke and gain his
help in restoring peace
and justice to the galaxy.
Leia has sent her most daring
pilot on a secret mission
to Jakku, where an old ally
has discovered a clue to
Luke's whereabouts . . . .
This will begin to make things right.
I've traveled too far
and seen too much
to ignore the despair
in the Galaxy.
Without the Jedi, there can be
no balance in the Force.
Well, because of you,
now we have a chance.
The general has been after
for this for a long time.
The General?
To me she's royalty.
Well, she certainly is that.
We got company.
You have to hide.
You have to leave.
Go.
Get out!
Go! Go! Go!
Come on BB-8, hurry!
Blast that X-wing!
Fire! Fire!
Someone is coming behind us.
oh right characters lenght

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I'm leaving EM. I'm not going to pretend like I'll never come back, because we know that usually doesn't happen. I'll probably get bored one day and return for a bit. But that also means I'm stepping down as owner. Honestly, this site isn't worth it. I'm passing the lobby ownership to someone I can now admit is actually someone I admire deeply and can handle the lobby for a few days before handing it over to the true heir. My personal life is in a very good place right now, and I don't need epic mafia to keep me company anymore. With that I say, goodbye for now.

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"Who is John Galt?"
The light was ebbing, and Eddie Willers could not distinguish the bum's face. The bum had said it simply,
without expression. But from the sunset far at the end of the street, yellow glints caught his eyes, and the
eyes looked straight at Eddie Willers, mocking and still—as if the question had been addressed to the
causeless uneasiness within him.
"Why did you say that?" asked Eddie Willers, his voice tense.
The bum leaned against the side of the doorway; a wedge of broken glass behind him reflected the metal
yellow of the sky.
"Why does it bother you?" he asked.
"It doesn't," snapped Eddie Willers.
He reached hastily into his pocket. The bum had stopped him and asked for a dime, then had gone on
talking, as if to kill that moment and postpone the problem of the next. Pleas for dimes were so frequent
in the streets these days that it was not necessary to listen to explanations, and he had no desire to hear
the details of this bum's particular despair.
"Go get your cup of coffee," he said, handing the dime to the shadow that had no face.
"Thank you, sir," said the voice, without interest, and the face leaned forward for a moment. The face
was wind-browned, cut by lines of weariness and cynical resignation; the eyes were intelligent. Eddie
Willers walked on, wondering why he always felt it at this time of day, this sense of dread without reason.
No, he thought, not dread, there's nothing to fear: just an immense, diffused apprehension, with no source
or object. He had become accustomed to the feeling, but he could find no explanation for it; yet the bum
had spoken as if he knew that Eddie felt it, as if he thought that one should feel it, and more: as if he knew
the reason.
Eddie Willers pulled his shoulders straight, in