I sexually Identify as John Cena. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending my WWE championship at WWE SUPERSLAM. People say to me that a person being John Cena is Impossible and I'm but I don't care, You Can't See Me. I'm having Vince McMahon inject me with Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. From now on I want you guys to call me "Champ" and respect my right to Five Knuckle Shuffle and Never Give Up. If you can't accept me you're a cenaphobe and need to check your championship privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
The fact that you kicked me when Im not an alt is despicable. 1) Im a female and will gladly show my face to anyone who asks. Ive been here since 2012 with two accounts before this. Ive literally been here since I was 15 maybe even before then. dont even call me someone's alt or kick me for being an alt when Im not. Im sorry, but that's of people just claiming that isn't true
The RickAndMortyGram™ Pickle Test is a multistage IQ test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The very high IQ test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the squanching line. The difficulty squanches slowly, but goes higher over a typical viewer's head each minute after you hear this signal. “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub” A solid grasp of theoretical physics should be demonstrated each time you hear this sound. "I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE MORTY! I'M PICKLE RICK!" Remember Rick's nihilistic outlook, and worship Dan Harmon's genius wit as long as possible. The second time you fail to grasp the extremely subtle humour before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word squanch. On your mark, get ready, squanch!
The reign of the corrupt admins and moderators is over! Witch charley and corrupt jess will be burned! The animal kingdom has taken over epicmafia. Rawr rawr rawr rawr!
This is what this lobby has come to? a stupid deer dik thingy... What the hell is even... just... why? Why when there are more pressing matters is this the spark of conversation? I want a serious answer. It never ceases to amaze me, truly, how people wish to complain on here and then when the time comes to change this lobby for the better it is the most trivial of things that are discussed...
What about what is going to happen in the year 2018?
What about The Greatest Day?
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So, it's a boy that have avi that change many times, he is kinda popular and many people likes him. He is not a straight and he is friendly to people. Though we haven't known each other well, and I was just see him in few days, I fell in love with him
The user in question is one that needs to be heavily debated if we should keep the peace on epicmafia. I've already PM'ed the user in question to the mods in the past, and I can only hope that they take their leave from our site soon. Jeez.
What an absolute fcking btch. That’s my response to this load of sht you can keep your shtty jury vote because this is not worth responding to bye
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
