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Epicmafia Adventure #2

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A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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Two of the emerging zombies lock eyes on SimplyPam and Pamda. One already out of the moat and on its feet.

Bearing a strong resemblance to Lukageo, the first zombie charges at the nearest female (in this case, SimplyPam) with a hungry look in his eyes.
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I should be able to reach him in 4 - 5 seconds
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i probably couldn't get there in time but zhuorb should spear him
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The says

-wrestle the zombie that is dragging sonrio away


You turn around and head back toward Sonrio.
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hardeffingworker says


The says

-wrestle the zombie that is dragging sonrio away


ur half way across the bridge it's too late his blood is on ur hands


I'm fast. Don't worry, Sonrio isn't dying on my watch
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thank jesus
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That zombie is charging at JeffReid.

You're running past where it was, toward the entrance.
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Arcbell says


hardeffingworker says

how far am i from sonrio at that point


At the point sonrio gets grabbed you're about here

http://i.imgur.com/BOlYAAF.png


wtf don't put me right on top of a zombie
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The says

-wrestle the zombie that is dragging sonrio away


ur half way across the bridge it's too late his blood is on ur hands
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hardeffingworker says

how far am i from sonrio at that point


At the point sonrio gets grabbed you're about here

http://i.imgur.com/BOlYAAF.png
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-wrestle the zombie that is dragging sonrio away
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I'm assuming Sonrio dropped his items when he was shocked so I would advise someone close by to pick them up and fire at Howl.
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how far am i from sonrio at that point
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These are some EPIC refs.
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Sonrio regains consciousness. Body still completely numb from electric shock.

He is beginning to regain feeling in his limbs, but still can't really move them more than a spasm.

A large figure hunches over Sonrio as he regains feeling. Sonrio's eyes become wide with panic as the bloated corpse of Howl grabs hold of both his legs, and begins to drag him toward the moat.

Sonrio fights with all his strength to move his legs but he is still basically immobile from the Shock.

"rraaaaaaaaaaggh..... quit struggling......" utters the dead husk of an epicmafia user as he continues to drag Sonrio toward a watery doom.
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and the one close to pamda
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Retti says

@Arcbell

how does it take for actions to queue or take? i just feel like satan would've gotten here already


Yeah most people are getting there there's just a bunch of other things I need to play out first like the zombie close to Sonrio, and Jeff's encounter.
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@Arcbell

how does it take for actions to queue or take? i just feel like satan would've gotten here already
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i dont have anything to defend myself besides a telescope that can show feelings or "whatever' so ill just continue to waste my strength on the lever
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okay well guess we just have to wait for satan to get over here
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9A-oxUMAy8 looks like we're talking mostly about the octopus's strength vs. the force with which the shark can swim away.

If I was standing underwater with suction cups on my feet, and held onto a suction cup attached to a shark's body, I bet it couldn't swim away from me. I bet I could pull it in by contracting my arm.

Edit: without biting my arm off first
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don't angle shoot arcbell, you made satan a god
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Satan says

well the arm is strong because of the suction power, which doesn't change that fact that the arm is strong and can break plexiglass and basically wrestle a shark


Depends what you mean by "wrestling" that doesn't imply superior strength. Also remember that's an Octopus with all its arms. As for the Plexiglas breaking I'd be interested to know HOW it manages that. I bet it's not by thrusting a single tentacle at it.
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With Tucker and Retti pulling at the lever with all their strength, the door still will barely lift.
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well the arm is strong because of the suction power, which doesn't change that fact that the arm is strong and can break plexiglass and basically wrestle a shark