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Epicmafia Adventure #2

Arcbell
almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.

You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore

Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

Arcbell
almost 9 years

Satan says


hardeffingworker says

no 1 man should have all that power


too late


Isn't their strength more in the suction power than the muscle of the arms themselves?
Arcbell
almost 9 years
As the drowned lynched zombies clamor onto the bridge, five more wretched arms reach up from below..
Satan
almost 9 years

hardeffingworker says

no 1 man should have all that power


too late
deletedalmost 9 years
also the you should put sonrio under your cloak. he got an adult dose so he'll be out for a while
deletedalmost 9 years
it said that we can summon him with a blood sacrifice

actually on second thought i think the should keep and use the book if he promises not to sub anyone is that fair
deletedalmost 9 years

Ryuko says

after the zombies are dead/escaped from we can summon eris and ask him, assuming The doesn't trash the notebook (or was it a notepad?)


Fairly sure he just pops in and out when he feels like it.

At least it's realistic in that regard.
deletedalmost 9 years
no 1 man should have all that power
Satan
almost 9 years
its not mY fault you chose an octopus arm as an item i can wield
Satan
almost 9 years
and just to be clear, humans aren't strong enough to wrestle sharks and cant break through plexiglas
Satan
almost 9 years

Arcbell says


Satan says

(there should not be a dice roll for this as octopus arms are 100% muscle and are stronger than most men)


I'm beginning to think you just make up your octopus arm marine biologist facts because you can..


a quick google brought this information up

Ryuko
almost 9 years
after the zombies are dead/escaped from we can summon eris and ask him, assuming The doesn't trash the notebook (or was it a notepad?)
Arcbell
almost 9 years

itg321 says

Arcbell what about



-ask for instructions for my complaint scrolls as my first attempt at using them doesn't seem to have done anything





Yeah sorry bud. No can do.
Ryuko
almost 9 years
arcbell isn't in our party
itg321
almost 9 years
Arcbell

U never know maybe he'll tell me how
Ryuko
almost 9 years
who are you asking itg
itg321
almost 9 years
Arcbell what about



-ask for instructions for my complaint scrolls as my first attempt at using them doesn't seem to have done anything

Arcbell
almost 9 years
Yeah not a lot of game time has passed since page 30 lots of stuff is happening.
Arcbell
almost 9 years

Satan says

(there should not be a dice roll for this as octopus arms are 100% muscle and are stronger than most men)


I'm beginning to think you just make up your octopus arm marine biologist facts because you can..
Satan
almost 9 years

Arcbell says


Satan says


Ryuko says

you should definitely be pulling with your Strong Arm


oh thats right i should be, WTF ARCBELL???


You're not at the lever yet.


i queued the action back on page 30 bub
Arcbell
almost 9 years

Satan says


Ryuko says

you should definitely be pulling with your Strong Arm


oh thats right i should be, WTF ARCBELL???


You're not at the lever yet.
Ryuko
almost 9 years
pleas stop eating bagels as well god damn
Satan
almost 9 years

Ryuko says

you should definitely be pulling with your Strong Arm


oh thats right i should be, WTF ARCBELL???
Ryuko
almost 9 years
you should definitely be pulling with your Strong Arm
Ryuko
almost 9 years
satan i thought you were pulling
Satan
almost 9 years
-wraps my octopus arm around a zombie's neck in a half nelson type way and rips the head off and throws it to the nearest person with a weapon to bash its skull in

(there should not be a dice roll for this as octopus arms are 100% muscle and are stronger than most men)