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Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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A whole whooping page and a half has formed since you last posted.
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bring in a sub for me, i cant keep up with this thread
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well done the

-Continue to combat the zombies. Ensure Dennis is not part of the fight above all else.
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I DO BUT IM STUNNED
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Anyone have anything that can start a fire?
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SOMEONE HELP ME
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Just scream c*nt at laurierose She'll run away
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We've got like 5 people and an octopus tentacle, something's bound to be moving soon.
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Lever status?
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-Joust the nearest zombie with the sword while putting Jesus back into my pocket as it seems to not ward off the zombies

( i have no idea who laurie rose is )
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Arcbell says


JeffReid says

-wields selfie sword and holds out Jesus figurine towards zombies in hopes to scare them away like a cross with a vampire


You affix your blade to your selfie stick, and get your Jesus Figurine out and hold it toward the nearest zombie crawling from the moat.


The zombie does not seem deterred. It finishes crawling from the moat and stares you dead in the eyes.

You recognize the distorted face of Laurie Rose with a severed noose draped around her neck.

Laurierose paces toward you at somewhere between a shamble and a charge.
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You roll a 2. Zombie takes 2 damage and loses its grip, falling back into the moat briefly, but catches itself with its right hand, and begins crawling out again.
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You roll a 10.

You strike the zombie's arm with your whip.

Roll a d4 for damage.
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Arcbell says


Ryuko says

-whip at the wrists of the rotting flesh rising from the water


You brandish your whip and move toward the nearest zombie crawling from the moat.


You crack your whip at the zombie crawling from the same side of the moat as you. You're trying to hit an arm or head/torso from a considerable distance without any real experience using a whip, you roll a d12 to see if you hit the zombie. You need a 7 or higher.
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JeffReid says

-wields selfie sword and holds out Jesus figurine towards zombies in hopes to scare them away like a cross with a vampire


You affix your blade to your selfie stick, and get your Jesus Figurine out and hold it toward the nearest zombie crawling from the moat.
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Ryuko says

-whip at the wrists of the rotting flesh rising from the water


You brandish your whip and move toward the nearest zombie crawling from the moat.
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Tucker says

-Swap places with Dave

-Keep pulling


You motion to take over for Connor. You're attempting to pull the lever with retti.
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hardeffingworker says

i don't have any zombie fighting equipment so i'll

-help pull the lever with teamwork


You run toward the lever to help pull.
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itg321 says

-help the players pulling the lever




You're running toward the lever to help pull.
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The says

I do have the book, remember. Work together, otherwise I will swiftly deal with any misconduct.

-prepare some mud to write with in case anyone tries anything sneaky


There's not really any mud nearby, just a moldy wooden bridge. Sure it's a bit dirty, but there's not enough dirt to form a clump.
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Zhuorb says

-hold 8yr old Edark's hand so that he doesn't get lost


You move toward the entrance holding Edark's hand and you both run for safety.
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pamda says

-eat a bagel and get ready to kill zombies with my narwhal horn


You wield your narwhal horn and ready for combat. Also you begin eating a bagel with one hand. It's tasty..
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hi everyone. good morning.
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-CAN I BE UNSTUNNED SO I CAN RUN THE F AWAY
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-catch up with the group and stay with them for the duration of the day


sorry guys, have to go to work, i'll be back in the afternoon