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Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

almost 9 years
Leather pouch, laptop, spear
almost 9 years

Ryuko says

i'm in but i dunno which account yet


wait who is this? pm me if secret
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pamda says

Im in :)


Pick one:

- A pointy narwhal horn (not on your body, I mean one you can carry and use as a weapon)

- A pointy narwhal horn (this one's on your body, your forehead to be specific)

- A sword that keeps changing its length randomly, at a rate of about 1cm per min.

Pick one:

- A basket of montreal bagels

- A magic judge's gavel

- Knitting supplies
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Sign me up
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i was never trying to break it wtf i was trying to cross the sand pits using torches for testing traps ???
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itg lets play in the spirit of the game instead of trying to break it as much as possible ok
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i'm in but i dunno which account yet
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Pick me my dear friend
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Zhuorb says

Signing up, hopefully I don't get slammed like last time


Pick one:

- A small, silver magic locket with a picture of Gloria Gaynor, and the inscription "I will survive"

- A leather pouch containing a magic powdery substance, your crushed bones from the last game.

Pick two:

- A laptop, no internet access, running windows and default programs.

- Sunglasses.

- An ancient spear made of a sharpened stone.

- Poisonous lipstick
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I am in
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Im in :)
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tome and scrolls, how many players will there be this time??

lmao i remember zhuorb got eaten by christopherzilla lmao
almost 9 years
Signing up, hopefully I don't get slammed like last time
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itg321 says

im in again


Pick one:

- Brass knuckles

- A magic tome entitled "Player Power"

- A quarterstaff

Pick one:

- An empty canteen with a magic jewel on the cap

- A pouch of 5 blank scrolls each titled 'complaint', and a quill for writing
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itg321 says

im in again


Perfect.
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im in again