Epicmafia

Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.

You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore

Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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Do it!!

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I'm a bard

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i'll take the poo slingshot and the skype cheater hats please sir

Sepharis

almost 9 years

Arcbell says

Sepharis says

I would like to participate.

who are you?

Fine. Be like that.

codeslicer

almost 9 years

Put me in and also I'm the inspector.

https://epicmafia.com/role/11525

Satan

almost 9 years

Arcbell says

Satan says

posting

Pick two:

- Just... a lot of fish, a fish in every pocket of your clothes, and generally anywhere a fish can be stored on your person, there will be a fish if there's space left. when space becomes available on your person, the fish will slowly start to re-appear at a rate of about 5 fish per hour

- Tights which, when worn, and as long as you are not using any other weapon, imbue you with 10 years worth of martial arts training

- Your left arm is an octopus tentacle (doesn't dry out, long, muscular)

- You have puffer fish power. When in mortal danger, poisonous spines will emerge from all over your body instinctively. the poison is a very potent, fast acting paralytic

puffer fish power and octopus tentacle

CAT3101

almost 9 years

i wanna play/be a sub

this looks like its based off d&d, which is my fave thing like ever

Sonrio

almost 9 years

Arcbell says

Sonrio says

Arcbell let me in at ONCE

You get a recurve bow and arrows (lots). Sorry but I'm forcing you to be the ranger.

Pick two:

- Some fireworks, which can be strapped to your arrows

- Blankets and pillows stuffed into a backpack

- A magic cup which is always full of hot coffee when you want it to be

- A sleeping potion

Rangers are amazing what are you saying.
Gimme the fireworks and potion!

Arcbell

almost 9 years

Okay that's it for new members. Anyone else who joins will be a sub.... unless I'm really fond of you in which case I'll probably squeeze you in.

Waiting on everyone to pick their items, then we'll begin the adventure!

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-Magic Wand

-A rope
-A portable tent

Arcbell

almost 9 years

Sonrio says

Arcbell let me in at ONCE

You get a recurve bow and arrows (lots). Sorry but I'm forcing you to be the ranger.

Pick two:

- Some fireworks, which can be strapped to your arrows

- Blankets and pillows stuffed into a backpack

- A magic cup which is always full of hot coffee when you want it to be

- A sleeping potion

JeffreyAaron

almost 9 years

Congratulations, you offered Blister a device to fling poop. You've fulfilled his life dream.

Arcbell

almost 9 years

Blister says

yeah im IN

Pick one:

- A magic slingshot, any non-magical item fired from it will become fecal matter mid-flight

- A detective's magnifying glass, whether or not it is magical is unknown

Pick one:

- A tiny familiar, a warthog with dragonfly wings

- Two hats, the wearers may communicate telepathically with each other

Arcbell

almost 9 years

SimplyPam says

this sounds fun, I wanna join

Choose one:

- Magic playing card deck

- 3 Magic cupcakes

- Magic wand

Choose two:

- A rope

- A portable tent

- A beartrap

Arcbell

almost 9 years

Devante says

is this what that countdown thing was for

lets say yes (the countdown thing fell though so we'll just say its this)

Devante

almost 9 years

is this what that countdown thing was for

Arcbell

almost 9 years

Satan says

posting

Pick two:

- Just... a lot of fish, a fish in every pocket of your clothes, and generally anywhere a fish can be stored on your person, there will be a fish if there's space left. when space becomes available on your person, the fish will slowly start to re-appear at a rate of about 5 fish per hour

- Tights which, when worn, and as long as you are not using any other weapon, imbue you with 10 years worth of martial arts training

- Your left arm is an octopus tentacle (doesn't dry out, long, muscular)

- You have puffer fish power. When in mortal danger, poisonous spines will emerge from all over your body instinctively. the poison is a very potent, fast acting paralytic

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i choose the bulletproof vest and the telescope

Edark

almost 9 years

JeffReid says

Arc you gave Edark 3 options and then told him to choose 3.

Free will is an illusion

Sonrio

almost 9 years

Arcbell let me in at ONCE

Arcbell

almost 9 years

Retti says

Sign me up

Pick one:

- An arbalest with 3 bolts

- A bulletproof vest

Pick one:

- 4 magic beans you can throw, and when they land you instantly teleport to their location

- A magic telescope that lets you see the "color" of someone's true intentions.. whatever that means

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Arcbell says

AregVrt says

Arcbell it's getting late in here. Can you give me my items so I can play tomorow :3

I might have to deny u b/c of participation limitations and there arent many spaces left I'll keep u as a sub tho

ok thanks

Arcbell

almost 9 years

AregVrt says

Arcbell it's getting late in here. Can you give me my items so I can play tomorow :3

I might have to deny u b/c of participation limitations and there arent many spaces left I'll keep u as a sub tho

Jacob97

almost 9 years

Can I join

Arcbell

almost 9 years

Ryuko says

i'm in but i dunno which account yet

Pick three:

- Your dog

- A magic dart which always finds its mark as long as it could hit its mark when thrown by you normally, without ricocheting

- Kerry's whip

- Plate mail armor with a catch: it's fitted for a woman, so you'll have b00bs

- A ball and chain magically sealed to your left leg. You cannot get it off and it slows you down. The chain is long though, and the iron ball is a good weight.