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Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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Ryuko says

dont u dare


its OKAY Im a doctor, I know what Im doing
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Edark says

-Follow ryuoko untill I reach Dennis the Dog and feed him the red heart shaped pill.


You begin to approach Dennis
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Edark says

-Follow ryuoko untill I reach Dennis the Dog and feed him the red heart shaped pill.


-prevent this
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Blister says

-pick up a rock or whatever object i can find on the ground, place it in my slingshot and fire at participant 2's head


All you can find on the ground is damp, gross, dead grass and weeds.
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dont u dare
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-Follow ryuoko untill I reach Dennis the Dog and feed him the red heart shaped pill.
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just had to test it out, nothing personal itg!
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-pick up a rock or whatever object i can find on the ground, place it in my slingshot and fire at participant 2's head
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Ryuko says

-trace dennis's steps as he searches, readying myself to pick him up should danger arise


He's not very far along yet, but you begin to follow him.
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-trace dennis's steps as he searches, readying myself to pick him up should danger arise
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Blister says

-motions to the back of the crowd to get a good look at the backside of each player


You move toward the back of the group
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@Edark you're already wearing your coat. Everyone's already wearing their stuff.

You examine your box of pills... you see

- A bright red and green capsule

- A blue diamond shaped pill

- A purple flintstones vitamin shaped one, except barney has a weird creepy look on his face

- A sky blue circle shaped one with a "+" mark etched in it

- A red heart shaped one with a pink inscription "b mine"

- A solid black capsule, no markings

- A large yellow oval shaped pill that smells terrible

- A basic white pill, circular, and with a score across the middle

- An orange and red capsule

- A blue and pink capsule, where the pink side is transparent with powder inside
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-motions to the back of the crowd to get a good look at the backside of each player
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Arcbell says


Edark says


Edark says

-I'd like to start up by fixing my hair with the hairgel





Edark powers up




Lmao I actually have 0 products in my hair in that picture.

-I casually yet stylishly put on my coat while carefully examining the box of pills.
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Wow...
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Tucker says

It's probably a rigged trap because Arcbell hates pictures.

I'm gonna take a shot and assume the top-left is the browser and -take a minute to Google how to get across rigged old wooden bridges


You press the top-left button on your cube. Nothing happens.
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It's probably a rigged trap because Arcbell hates pictures.

I'm gonna take a shot and assume the top-left is the browser and -take a minute to Google how to get across rigged old wooden bridges
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make sure you set it to "only listed players can post" and mute the subs before aregvrt posts
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Tucker says

That's not a camera icon that's an old-school phone.


theres no way its not a webcam
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Ryuko says

i am using my charisma stat to try and influence him. it requires an action


That only applies to NPCs
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That's not a camera icon that's an old-school phone.
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i am using my charisma stat to try and influence him. it requires an action
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Ryuko says

-suggest to tucker that he press the camera button (centre) and take a selfie


you can communicate with your fellow players without taking action
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-suggest to tucker that he press the camera button (centre) and take a selfie
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Ryuko says

facts about dennis:

he has 3 legs (missing back left)
hes an ex street dog so he is wary and knows how 2 fight
he has trust issues


Fair enough