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Epicmafia Adventure #2

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A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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Oh right I have an 8year old slowing me down
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i think i'm helping retti with the lever too. either that or i'm on my way to do that
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I thought I was at the entrance with the rest. Lol
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Bloated, rotten corpses begin to heave themselves up onto the drawbridge.

Each one of them has a severed noose tied around the neck..
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Ok finally updated the map

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Arcbell says

I'll put the map up soon for real guys I promise.


guh 4 hours later...

ok map time
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-help with pulling the lever
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-ask for instructions for my complaint scrolls as my first attempt at using them doesn't seem to have done anything
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-help the players pulling the lever
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WHAT ABOUT TEAMWORK YOU GUYS COME ON
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-Runs to pamda "how u doing bb"
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giving satan my hat is a when i get the chance thing by the way. it's after when pulling the lever with retti either works or doesn't
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Arcbell says


Satan says

also just fyi, i have the ultimate ability to impale anyone with spikes using my puffer fish ability, im the safest one to keep the book.


Just for the record since you seem to have been under the wrong impression in a previous post, you cannot control your puffer fish power, it's like a deep instinct thing.


oh i know, i was saying im the safest one to keep the book because i have a life-line others dont have
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-rushes, while stunned
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no rush man
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I'll put the map up soon for real guys I promise.
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Satan says

also just fyi, i have the ultimate ability to impale anyone with spikes using my puffer fish ability, im the safest one to keep the book.


Just for the record since you seem to have been under the wrong impression in a previous post, you cannot control your puffer fish power, it's like a deep instinct thing.
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-toss satan one of my hats and if it's like a baseball cap i make sure he puts it on backwards
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-whip at the wrists of the rotting flesh rising from the water
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also just fyi, i have the ultimate ability to impale anyone with spikes using my puffer fish ability, im the safest one to keep the book.
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Ryuko says

we're in this together, coming from the guy who is threatening to sub people out for getting close to him


I advise you to carefully reread my exact text again. Using exaggeration doesn't help your case.
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ok but connor has armor. snake was able to sort of see harry even when he had the cloak on i don't think it's entirely safe
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ok guys, octopus are notorious in the marine biologist community as being strong as heck. they wrestle sharks and can win so, i mean. they're strong.

-uses octopus arm combined with suction cups to force lever to the other side.
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we're in this together, coming from the guy who is threatening to sub people out for getting close to him
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this is why i shouldve had the book