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Epicmafia Adventure #2

Arcbell
almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.

You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore

Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

The
almost 9 years
Did my tase work?
Arcbell
almost 9 years

Edark says


Arcbell says


Edark says

Im carrying everything with me


Your glasses are on the floor, your pants no longer fit you when you stand up. Your lab coat is like a dress.


allright

-Wear the labcoat while I ditch my pants. I take the glasses with me though, just incase.


You proceed with these items, along with your first aid kid and pills, toward the door once you manage to get up.
Ryuko
almost 9 years
is my armour still heavy if i unequip it?

also the door, are those circles a pattern or windows/holes you can see through?
Arcbell
almost 9 years
like the rails are there to accommodate the door
Ryuko
almost 9 years
ok nvm

-let retti pull the lever, put on armour in the mean time
deletedalmost 9 years
again, there's not really anything else we can do and occam's razor suggests that pulling the lever is key to moving this along. i highly doubt that again, arcbell would create a scenario within the beginning of the game that could kill us all just for pulling a lever.
Arcbell
almost 9 years

Ryuko says

look at the top, there are rails. they are probably related.

i dont wanna get smooshed against the front door by a lever that pulls the draw bridge up hyrule-city style


Just for the record, it's obvious on inspection of the door that the door slides up along the rails.
Ryuko
almost 9 years
can i get more details about what the gear and the rails are like?
Ryuko
almost 9 years
look at the top, there are rails. they are probably related.

i dont wanna get smooshed against the front door by a lever that pulls the draw bridge up hyrule-city style
Edark
almost 9 years

Arcbell says


Edark says

Im carrying everything with me


Your glasses are on the floor, your pants no longer fit you when you stand up. Your lab coat is like a dress.


allright

-Wear the labcoat while I ditch my pants. I take the glasses with me though, just incase.
deletedalmost 9 years
you're being too cautious. it's not like you can look forward and command the door to open if you stare at it long enough. the lever is put there for a reason and likely for progression purposes
Ryuko
almost 9 years
-Grab retti's shoulder and recommend he Frickin Stop
Arcbell
almost 9 years

Edark says

Im carrying everything with me


Your glasses are on the floor, your pants no longer fit you when you stand up. Your lab coat is like a dress.
Ryuko
almost 9 years
WAIT IS RETTI PULLING THE LEVER OH BOY
Edark
almost 9 years
Im carrying everything with me
Arcbell
almost 9 years

Edark says

-stop wresting for the notebook and stylishly walk to the gate with the rest of the group


With or without your clothes / stuff?
Edark
almost 9 years
-stop wresting for the notebook and stylishly walk to the gate with the rest of the group
Arcbell
almost 9 years
Srry lots of actions to catch up on dw ill get through them all
deletedalmost 9 years
"knock"
Arcbell
almost 9 years

Edark says

Wont I get an explanation what my pill does?


Your body suddenly cramps and heaves. You feel as though your bones are being crushed. You fall off Sonrio and assume the fetal position as your body begins to undergo a transformation....

.... you begin to shrink rapidly, skin tightening, facial hair receding. Your clothes no longer fit you when it stops. You stand about 4 feet tall, and look like you're about 8 years old. Your glasses fall off your face.

Oddly enough, your hair remains just as stylish as it was..
JeffreyAaron
almost 9 years

JeffReid says

-Ignore all notebook drama and walk to the castle door and knock

Edark
almost 9 years
RUH ROH
Arcbell
almost 9 years

Edark says

Wont I get an explanation what my pill does?


It hadn't taken effect yet, but it's about to.....
Arcbell
almost 9 years

Ryuko says

fine. waste the good shít. i dont give a fúck.

-inspect armour as i walk


The most interesting feature of your armor is that it makes you look like you have . Big ones too. It's a little tight around the waist too. It's a thick plate armor, breast and back held together with straps. It extends your upper arm and upper thighs, imposing some limit to your flexibility.
Edark
almost 9 years
Wont I get an explanation what my pill does?