Back to Forum Games

Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

almost 9 years
Damn right its about to get heated in here
almost 9 years
Im getting the book, regardless of the cost.

-pop the purple flintstone pill and charge towards the notebook hoping I will get some sort of super power which will help me
almost 9 years
-uses my octopus tentacles to grab the notebook and wrap my tentacle around it tightly, if anyone tries to come near me, i feel as if i am in mortal danger and my puffer fish powers will trigger
almost 9 years

Ryuko says

timezones are gonna make this game slow as fug :(


make a queue of actions like "if sonrio keeps the notebook, follow him" or "if itg gets the notebook, commit seppuku"

or "if pamda gets the notebook, be happy because she won't do anything too dumb with it"
almost 9 years
-cries
almost 9 years
also i realised im the only one with writing equipment so it rly doesnt matter who u guys decide (cus ull have to give me the notebook anyway if u wanna use it lmao), im fine with pamda taking it just cus theyre currently here
almost 9 years
timezones are gonna make this game slow as fug :(
deletedalmost 9 years
pamda should get the notebook.
almost 9 years
i vote pamda or simplypam get the notebook
almost 9 years
BURN THE NOTEBOOK
almost 9 years
-grabs the notebook as sonrio's probs tased/boobslapped

let's vote on who gets to keep the notebook. im sleeping so

-give the notebook to whoever has the majority of votes
deletedalmost 9 years
itg take the notebook already
almost 9 years
HELP
deletedalmost 9 years

Sonrio says

I feel like the actual thing thatll stop me is the boobslap from pamda


-boobslap x10
almost 9 years
we're supposed to be cooperating u ONLY WIN if every1 WINS
almost 9 years
I feel like the actual thing thatll stop me is the boobslap from pamda
almost 9 years
WE'RE NOT EVEN IN THE CASTLE
deletedalmost 9 years
-Inspect entrance

(please specify details)
almost 9 years
-FIRES AN ARROW AT THE THAT MISSES ON PURPOSE TO MAKE HIM FLINCH
deletedalmost 9 years

Sonrio says


pamda says

-boobslap sonrio


IM GAY


and? I'm still doing it.
almost 9 years
-distract sonrio w/ my looks so The can throw away the notebook

can we pls move forward why r u obsessing over the notebook pls leave it be
deletedalmost 9 years
Someone needs to write Sonrio's name in the book before it's tossed overboard.
almost 9 years
fine. waste the good shít. i dont give a fúck.

-inspect armour as i walk
almost 9 years
-tase sonrio if he gets near the notebook
almost 9 years

pamda says

-boobslap sonrio


IM GAY