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Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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-I PUSH THE PUNY ITG OUT OF THE WAY SO I CAN GET THIS GOD FORSAKEN NOTEBOOK
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-boobslap sonrio
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well 5 '7 is tall for an asian that's fine

-keep sonrio down so The can dispose of the notebook
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STOP TRYING TO DISCARD THE NOTEBOOK
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IF I TAKE THE NOTEBOOK ILL USE IT FOR FIRE
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itg is literally the worst person to hold the notebook, i feel as if i am in mortal danger if he holds it
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itg321 says

can i throw away the notebook??? its rly not gonna be helpful for sum1 having godpowers to suddenly mess up the game

"If you summon me into danger I will kill you", what does that even mean Arcbell pls clarify ty


I dunno ask Eris.
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-stop going for the notebook and tussle with sonrio so The can kick the notebook
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-laugh. laugh a lot. these guys are actually fighting for a notebook and we are not even at the castle entrance....
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Sonrio says

Im 5'10


Rekt
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can i throw away the notebook??? its rly not gonna be helpful for sum1 having godpowers to suddenly mess up the game

"If you summon me into danger I will kill you", what does that even mean Arcbell pls clarify ty
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-kick the notebook off the bridge and into the water below
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I'm waiting for more actions before I play out the stuff between itg and sonrio btw.
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Im 5'10
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connor is right. if i grab the notebook im throwing it in the moat

im 170 cm that 5 '7 for americans i think im reasonably taller than sonrio
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i think the most unbiased member of our group should hold the notebook.

so unbiased, they're not even a player character..

perhaps you might call them a Non Player Character.

give the notebook to dennis
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-fire a firework in the air with an arrow to distract everyone while i take the notebook
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As the person who holds the taser, the device whose purpose is to keep us in line, I think I should hold the notebook.
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I DONT WANT ITG TO HAVE THAT NOTEBOOK
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you guys realise eris wants to mess with us. meaning that making us fight for the notebook is... messing with us
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i feel like im actually taller than itg
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itg321 says

sonrio be realistic ur probs the smallest here

can we agree to throw away the notebook? i feel like itll just harm us later on and i dont like an item having that much power in the hands of any1


I will keep it!!!
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-follow connor and Dennis in
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Ryuko says

-go into the castle with dennis, ignoring the notebook


You proceed towards the castle entrance.

Tucker has arrived at the castle entrance by the end of the speech btw.
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sonrio be realistic ur probs the smallest here

can we agree to throw away the notebook? i feel like itll just harm us later on and i dont like an item having that much power in the hands of any1