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Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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-catches up with everyone else
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-if eris is ok with that
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-if dennis lets me pet him i put my psychic communications hat on him to see what he's thinking, and if not i give them both to ryuko so that he can put one on dennis and tell me what dennis is thinking
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yeah we have no idea his breed




he is smol
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Im going to try anyways
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-Ask Eris what he wants.

Edark, hes a regular dog. he wont know about poison. he prob also wouldnt eat the pills tho cuz hes hard to make eat sometimes
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- walk fast to catch up with everyone too
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- walk fast to catch up with everyone
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-Goes to Dennis the dog to let him smell all of my pills, incase he might detect poision
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-rates eris a B
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-Approach Eris to get what he has for me
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-asks itg321 "Rate me, boy"
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-follow every1 to eris
-write 'drain all the water out of the dank moat' into my complaints scroll
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-protect dennis from the and sonrio
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The says

-jump on Dennis' **ck and ride him like horse

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pamda says

Satan be my best friend


i already am!!
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-jump on Dennis' back and ride him like horse
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pamda says

Satan be my best friend


back off i said hi to him first
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GOODNIGHT.
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Good night Arcbell!!!
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Alright I'm off to sleep for the night. PLAY NICE YOU GUYS
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Satan be my best friend
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wait what
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-jerks it softly.
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I roll a 1D20, it's a natural 20, I do dead or alive attack damage against Sonrio. I then defeat the robot army of soviet socialist republics. Reagan steals the credit and makes it out like it was him.