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Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

almost 9 years
We're in this together. As long as one of us has the book, we're good. I happen to have a cloak that makes it more difficult for enemies to see me, so I'd say I'm one of the safest people to have the book.
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the could you give the book to connor i think he should be our leader

i'm asking for a friend
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-if anyone attempts to steal the book, tase them and quickly write their name with mud
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hi guys, im back let me read
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do the hats allow me to communicate with someone about the game via pms in a secret action context
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-eat a bagel and get ready to kill zombies with my narwhal horn
almost 9 years
I do have the book, remember. Work together, otherwise I will swiftly deal with any misconduct.

-prepare some mud to write with in case anyone tries anything sneaky
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i say we all start turning on The when we're done with this lever
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I hope you never recover.
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I would if i wasnt STUNNED
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The people with weapons might want to ready up or something instead of pìssing about staring at the gate.
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hardeffingworker says

jeff i'll trade you a sh*t slinger for jesus


No deal
almost 9 years
Ideally there won't be anymore subs.
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I think any current and future subs should be able to replace their item(s) by sacrificing [1] HP.
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jeff i'll trade you a sh*t slinger for jesus
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does anyone want to trade for a sh*t slinger
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The says

Also if someone wants to hide under my semi-invisible cloak with me, feel free to join


-hide under the semi-invisible cloak with The (if he's still there???)
almost 9 years
Wait, Arcbell, can I reach the water from the bridge?

Although upon further research, it doesn't appear that using my taser in the water would do anything significant.
almost 9 years
I've only used about 3 seconds of 60, so it'll be a while before it runs out
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it's probably a waste to use the taser now regardless, it has limited use unless you do something sick like tase the water
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i'll take you up on that after your taser runs out of battery life
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Also if someone wants to hide under my semi-invisible cloak with me, feel free to join
almost 9 years
Zombies still require their nervous system, so my taser will be effective
almost 9 years
-wields selfie sword and holds out Jesus figurine towards zombies in hopes to scare them away like a cross with a vampire
almost 9 years
-spasms