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Epicmafia Adventure #2

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A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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JeffReid says

-Joust the nearest zombie with the sword while putting Jesus back into my pocket as it seems to not ward off the zombies

( i have no idea who laurie rose is )


You meet Laurie Rose's charge with a charge of your own, your selfie sword angled toward her.

CONTACT..

Roll a d6 for damage, hit is ensured. Since you're jousting I'm assuming you're aiming at her chest. 6+whatever you roll.
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i'm trying really really hard to get to the lever that i'm at
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whats going on why are we just standing around
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-screams
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hello
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hi guys
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hey
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um hello???
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oki
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OK well I'm going to bed so whenever everyone else catch up with their dumb actions I'm going to

-look around to get an idea if there's anything I can do from in here
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Tucker says

Hello?? Am I on the other side yet??


Patience this isn't real time.. I need to do Jeffreid and a few other things.

Edit: like eat
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Hello?? Am I on the other side yet??
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Retti says

you need to do windsprints like TeeElCee would right now


i'm pretty sure i'm standing right next to the lever
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hardeffingworker says

-hustle

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you need to do windsprints like TeeElCee would right now
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-hustle
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ian i need you to hustle
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ok i think you should try it and if it doesn't work after about 57 seconds you should give up
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Maybe it's dank with ethanol.
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i think the bridge is too dank
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Guys once I save Sonrio, I'm thinking about using my taser to light the bridge on fire and kill the rest of the zombies. Thoughts?
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soon
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ok what's visible on the inside
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yes
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can we get a description of what's visible on the inside