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Epicmafia Adventure #2

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A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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youre just gonna attract m ore zombies sonrio
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-SCREAMS???
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As tucker enters the castle, he is greeted by a warm incandescent lit chamber. Everywhere the eye can see, books, scrolls, papers lining the walls on bookshelves up to the high vaulted ceiling from which dangle fancy incandescent lanterns.

Hallways stretch left and right, on either side, a plain wooden door (closed), before the hallways make a turn out of sight.

The floor is wood, much nicer than the wood of the drawbridge. And not Dank.

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hardeffingworker says

arcbell does the lever pull outward from the castle and if so how much space is between the castle and the lever in its pulled position


its parrallel to the castle wall and pulls in the direction away from the door
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i doubt eris would hold it for us. also, as far as i can gather, you're basically holding the door up when you pull the lever
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arcbell does the lever pull outward from the castle and if so how much space is between the castle and the lever in its pulled position
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people have suggested summoning eris to hold it and using jeff's metal stick
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I can wedge a spear in it
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does anyone have any idea how we could hold the lever open without pulling it ourselves
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I'm looking out for my 8 yr old companion.
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zhuorb you have a spear what the f*ck fight the zombies
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-go in with edark
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ok -hold lever for edark after retti is inside
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Satan says

still w8ing for the picture of inside the door....


THATS WHAT IM DOING GEEZE

SO IMPATIENT!@!!
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-go in the castle
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hey the, you should write simplypam's name in the book to sub her out
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still w8ing for the picture of inside the door....
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Meanwhile, inside the castle...
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Zhuorb and Edark have arrived at the doorway btw.
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i'll take it

godspeed retti
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Satan says

arcbell, you get more points in jousting by hitting their helmet than their chest


I'm not auto-making people aim for the head, they need to specify if they want that (head is a smaller target)
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hardeffingworker says

i'm trying really really hard to get to the lever that i'm at


You regrip the lever as you notice Retti dashing for the doorway. As the door is already falling, you only manage to decelerate the door's fall.
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arcbell, you get more points in jousting by hitting their helmet than their chest
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You roll a 1

LaurieRose takes 7 damage, and is knocked over by your Joust, falling to the ground on her back.