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Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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arcbell just do my action, so I can go help with the door and we all get inside
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So we've got 4 people fighting 4-going-to-be-10 zombie horde. Better hurry up finding a door solution.
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Meanwhile, with 3 people on the lever again, the door is lifting again, slowly.
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Retti manages to roll in under the castle door without needing to do a dice roll, thanks to Ian.

He is now in the castle, lying on the ground.

Zhuorb and kid Edark crouch under through the opening in the door to get inside as well.

Dennis the dog also walks in on Connor's command.

People now in the castle: Tucker, kid Edark, Zhuorb, Retti

Dogs now in the castle: Dennis
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-pick up the wand. Go near my real body, and lie on the ground literaly. Then switch bodys. And while the zombie is trying to get up, I beat him up with my foot, take back my wand and go to the door
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i think he's saying "get the wand, curl up in some weird uncomfortable position and then roleswap back"
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right yeah.. ok can you be a little more specific though? that's kinda hard for me to interpret tbh
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wait nvm it's on this page
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Arcbell says


Tucker says

If Areg's brain is in the zombie there's no reason why he should be charging towards the group but there's a limit as to what a mud-ridden fragile corpse can do.




the zombie was charging at Areg before the roleswap, so areg-in-zombie-body starts out charging, however i'm waiting for his instructions for what he wants to transition to doing if anything


I said what I wanted to do
go back few pages
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Tucker says

If Areg's brain is in the zombie there's no reason why he should be charging towards the group but there's a limit as to what a mud-ridden fragile corpse can do.




the zombie was charging at Areg before the roleswap, so areg-in-zombie-body starts out charging, however i'm waiting for his instructions for what he wants to transition to doing if anything
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One thing at a time.
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the challenge is getting everyone through the door
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yeah ryuko, aregvrt's gonna beat the sh*t outta himself
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If the p. 15 map is still fairly accurate Pamda's got her narwhal horn so I don't really see the challenge except for that we'll be stuck with a zombified party member instead of a regular one.
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Tucker says

Hold up - we've got 2 'zombies' charging at us now?


there's a total of 10 zombies surfaced from the water, 6 of them are still getting up on the bridge, 4 of them are already up and on their feet doing stuff.

would be 5 and 5 but connor knocked one back
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you gonna get to me yet arcbell?
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Ryuko says

areg is charging at himself


I will sort this beetwean myself.
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i realise im not close enough to areg to help realisticallyt
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areg is charging at himself
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Tucker says

If Areg's brain is in the zombie there's no reason why he should be charging towards the group but there's a limit as to what a mud-ridden fragile corpse can do.




don't question D&D logic
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If Areg's brain is in the zombie there's no reason why he should be charging towards the group but there's a limit as to what a mud-ridden fragile corpse can do.
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Hold up - we've got 2 'zombies' charging at us now?
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Ok so I am now in a zombie.

-pick up the wand, run to the zombie that is distracted by ryuko, get on uncomfortable position, then use the wand. Now when I switch everything back to normal, zombie will be in a bad position, so I just beat him up
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i think we may be ill equipped for this challenge
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i dunno what to do lmao