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Epicmafia Adventure #2

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A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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Tucker says


Satan says

hello guys im here what do you need me to do



Don't let go of the lever.


i would never
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Satan says

hello guys im here what do you need me to do



test out the hat
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Arcbell says



such enthusiasm...


I thought they were called private for a reason :(
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jeff the zombies were probably triggered by the lever, the obstacle here is the zombies, not the door itself
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Satan says

hello guys im here what do you need me to do



Don't let go of the lever.
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such enthusiasm...
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retti i'm waiting for my action to be done.
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Retti says


Satan says

hello guys im here what do you need me to do



grab jeffreid by your tentacle arm and throw him back outside


but then i let go of the lever
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Satan says

hello guys im here what do you need me to do



grab jeffreid by your tentacle arm and throw him back outside
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the only reason the zombies came out of the moat is because we spent so long on the bridge. i'm sure a regular opening from the inside is fast enough that they can open it, leave, and no zombies enter. i'm sure it's not super speed zombies flying in within the ten seconds a castle owner opens and leaves
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Arcbell, roughly what's the height of the room?
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hello guys im here what do you need me to do
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Tucker says


pamda says

Wow im done fighting
-run inside the castle


Nice. You just left Areg alone to fight himself.


Yea I am just kinda you know

WAITING FOR ARCBELL TO DO MY ACTION
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jeff you're a fighter class and you have the most ability to fend off zombies with a sword, i highly suggest you go back out there
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Imagine how hard it will be to remove the sturdy thing once the door crashes on it with all of its weight
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pamda says

Wow im done fighting
-run inside the castle


Nice. You just left Areg alone to fight himself.
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Well thats true f**k
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Retti says

that would just let the zombies in


remove the sturdy thing once we're all in
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that would just let the zombies in
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JeffReid says

my thoughts rn are that it makes sense for a castle door to be able to be opened from the inside so that's what i am looking for fam


yea why would anyone design a castle that can be opened from outside but not inside lol
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my thoughts rn are that it makes sense for a castle door to be able to be opened from the inside so that's what i am looking for fam
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Wow im done fighting
-run inside the castle
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Is there anything sturdy inside guys. Maybe you can put it under the door
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yes jeffreid get the puck back out there
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Ryuko says

the problem is that we can't get everyone through with just the lever. there will be people pulling it that dont make it. unless the door closes slowly with no one touching the lever


The door was falling pretty fast when only 2 people were holding it so you, having witnessed this would likely conclude that the door falls at roughly the speed of gravity with no one holding it