Epicmafia

Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.

You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore

Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

Arcbell

almost 9 years

You roll a 2. You wrest the wand from Lukageo's evil clutches, and begin to wail on it with your bare hands.

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i hope he gets a 1 and the zombie bites his arm off

deletedalmost 9 years

putting the hat on dennis

Ryuko

almost 9 years

he should be in an advantageous position. 1/2 chance? o_O

Arcbell

almost 9 years

Ryuko says

which roll did you miss

yeah i forget

Ryuko

almost 9 years

which roll did you miss

Arcbell

almost 9 years

You roll a 4. Again, damn lucky. With a whoosh the roleswap is over, and you're again in your original body, bearing down on a zombie lying on the ground holding your wand.

Transitioning smoothly (as is the nature of the spell cast) you reach over and attempt to snag the wand from the zombie's firm clutch.

Roll a d2 to see if this works. You need a 2.

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i wouldn't say we're lucky when i missed the most important roll of the game

Arcbell

almost 9 years

You roll a 7. (you guys are so lucky this game) and manage to get your hands on the wand, bypassing the charge attack, despite being in a zombie body.

Your real body turns to face you, bearing down on you. Still in lying down position, you wave your wand at your real body.

Roll a d6 to see if you miss. You need 3 or higher to hit, considering you just fell on the ground, grabbed a want, and are in a zombie body.

Arcbell

almost 9 years

AregVrt says

-pick up the wand. Go near my real body, and lie on the ground literaly. Then switch bodys. And while the zombie is trying to get up, I beat him up with my foot, take back my wand and go to the door

You attempt to duck your real body's charge attack and go for the wand on the ground, using the momentum you have from your charge.

Roll a d8 to see if you make it past your real body. You need a 6 or higher.

Arcbell

almost 9 years

pamda says

Wow im done fighting
-run inside the castle

You turn to run from the zombie chasing you, toward the castle entrance.

Arcbell

almost 9 years

JeffReid says

Ok well I'm gonna assume I couldn't find a switch inside to raise the door so.....

-Reattach blade affix to my selfie stick and begin to kill the zombie closest to the lever pullers

You snap some sweet pics of the interior of the castle. It's a lot of books, and scrolls, and bookshelves. That's pretty much it. You look at these pictures, and find no way to keep the door open, and turn to leave the castle to help fight off the zombies once again.

Arcbell

almost 9 years

The says

-run back to the castle door

You turn and run toward the castle.

Arcbell

almost 9 years

itg321 says

what are those L's on the player map??

are those zombies?

L = Lynched = the Zombies

itg321

almost 9 years

if no1 else hold the door up, i can probably pull sonrio, polo and satan's pages so they can run in safely

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Incredible.

itg321

almost 9 years

-holds the door up if every1 holds it up

deletedalmost 9 years

hey whoever's headed to the door, you should position yourselves to defend the people at the lever. when everyone's around maybe we can try that idea of the whole group holding the door up while people slowly let go of the lever

deletedalmost 9 years

i think me and satan can hold the door up on our own because we can coordinate it with our hats

Ryuko

almost 9 years

i refuse to lose our ranger

itg321

almost 9 years

also u guys were REALLY lucky i fell asleep early i would have dropped that lever ages ago so you'd all have to actualyl use ur gear smh

itg321

almost 9 years

if ever, i can use the player power book to give the other 2 people pulling a speed boost so they can make it

while, sonrio, unfortunately, farthest from the gate, will most probably get devoured (rip)

itg321

almost 9 years

-run inside

(im nearest to the door it shouldnt take me long tbqh)

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i'm assuming you dropped stuff when you got tased

Sonrio

almost 9 years

WHEN DID I DROP THEM

-PICKS STUFF UP AND RUN