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Epicmafia Adventure #2

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A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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Sonrio says

WHEN DID I DROP THEM

-PICKS STUFF UP AND RUN

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-Move along the corridor leading right until I can get a peak around the corner
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Incredible.
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-Ignore Tucker.
I'm keeping my lovely horn.
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-request an updated map
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You replace the pointless document on the shelf and stand at the castle entrance waiting for Pamda.
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I'm standing on the inside for now because I don't know if she's going to run past me.
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To clarify, are you exiting through the gate or just standing at it on the inside of the castle?
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-put book back

Hey Pamda wanna meet up for a trade-off where I get your horn and you get nothing in return?

-move back towards gate
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Tucker approaches the nearest bookshelf and retrieves a book from it. It's a hardcover green book that looks like a volume of an encyclopedia. The title reads:

"Riotkiller's Mod Chat: May 1 - April 19 2014"
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Do these zombies like bagels. Like I wonder if we throw Pamda's bagels far from the drawbridge is they would leave and chase them.

Also, these zombies are ex-hackers and banned users, what can scare a banned user
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itg321 says

-run back to holding the door so people can fight the zombies

how many have been dispatched Arcbell???


One was sent back into the moat by The tasing it as it was pulling Sonrio in. One was sent back by Connor's whip, but is climbing out again. One is on the ground where Jeffreid left it with a gash in its chest from the blade. One is on the ground getting wailed on by Areg.

One is charging at Pamda, who is running for the door.

5 new ones are just getting up and almost ready to charge.
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Tucker says

What about the in-castle actions?


figure out a way to keep the door up
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-run back to holding the door so people can fight the zombies

how many have been dispatched Arcbell???
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JeffReid says

and i assume the jesus figurine didn't scare the zombies. im v upset about that.


LaurieRose is a Christian.
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Tucker says

What about the in-castle actions?


I'll get to yours shortly.
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and i assume the jesus figurine didn't scare the zombies. im v upset about that. damned zombies!!!
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JeffReid says

i am currently fighting a zombie closest to the lever right


You're leaving the castle atm, not fighting zombies yet.
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i am currently fighting a zombie closest to the lever right
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What about the in-castle actions?
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The 5 additional zombies working on climbing onto the drawbridge are all there now, and are standing up.
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Sonrio says

ARCBELL HOW FAR AM I FROM THE DOOR


Same distance as you were before. Did you do an action where you start running toward the door? If you did could you quote it?
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ARCBELL HOW FAR AM I FROM THE DOOR
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Ryuko says

he should be in an advantageous position. 1/2 chance? o_O


Yeah but the wand would've snapped if he rolled a 1.