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Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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rednose boutta troll u edark
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-gladly take the pill and swallow it within seconds
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The red nosed man listens to your story and in reply, goes back into his desk and pulls the pills out, he opens the container and picks the solid black capsule with no markings.

"Here," he says, "take this one, it will return you to normal."

The red nosed man offers you the pill.
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-tell him the truth about how I became a child
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"Where are your parents?" asks the red nosed man
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jk,

-stop trying to get the pills and listen to what he has to offer
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THE NORTH NEVER SURRENDERS
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Edark says

-roll to take back the pill container


You begin to wrestle with the red nosed man to take back your pills.

He's already stashed them in his desk though.

He says "Calm yourself child, I can give you something far more interesting than pills if you'll behave."

The red nosed man sneers at you.

Do you persist?
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Ryuko says

HERE GOES NOTHING


GO HARD OR GO HOME
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HERE GOES NOTHING
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-take the pill in my pocket and get on my feet, dash in the direction of the castle
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I was trying to show some northern hospitality and all I got in return was spit in my face
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edark u fukin idiot
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-roll to take back the pill container
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Edark says

-go in and offer him a pill of his choosing


You walk in and outstretch your arm toward the red nosed man, holding out your pill container.

He looks up from his writing.

The red nosed man snatches the entire pill container from you.

"Where did you get these? This is not something a child should have." he says in a harsh tone.
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-go in and offer him a pill of his choosing
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Edark says


Arcbell says


Edark says

-go to one of the doors and try to open it


North or south door?


North, since only a Stark can be king of the North


You approach the door to the north in your 8 year old body. It has a metal handle, and swings open very easily to your surprise. Inside you find another room filled to the ceiling with bookshelves stuffed with scrolls and tomes of all shapes and sizes. This room is rather small, like an office.

Notably, in the center of the room there is a fancy wooden desk, at which you find a small, strange, man hunched over writing diligently with a quill and ink.

Almost no bigger than Edark in stature, the man has thick eyebrows and a severe look about him. His head seems disproportionately big for his body, and with grey hair. His fingers are long and bony. His most notable feature, however, is that he has a very large, very red nose. As if he had a very bad cold and just came indoors from a chilly winter's night.

"Yes, you may enter" says the red nosed man, without looking up from his papers, continuing to write.

(visual representation coming soon)
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Arcbell says


Edark says

-go to one of the doors and try to open it


North or south door?


North, since only a Stark can be king of the North
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It matters (:
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Edark says

-go to one of the doors and try to open it


North or south door?
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Areg is forum suspended so I'm posting his actions for him sent through PM.


AregVrt says

-Use my rope. Turn it into a lasso and throw it at one of the zombies attacking Ryuko, poor guy

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-go to one of the doors and try to open it
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You sift through scrolls and tomes looking for something that gives an indication it might be of use, not stopping to read any that don't stand out as useful.
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sounds good.
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Retti says

i doubt tucker isn't gonna be doing much until everyone gets in here, so i guess ill examine them all.

-if the scroll doesn't contain a tome/spell or useful information that isn't just lore, don't read it and put it away (basically trying to give you legroom to not spam a bunch of chatlogs, as humorous as they are)


Erm, every wall of the room is a bookshelf crammed with scrolls and stuff remember? I'll just continually make you examine them until you say to stop.