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Epicmafia Adventure #2

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A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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Jeff rolls a 1, 7.. the zombie takes 8 damage from Jeff's swings. One of its arms is lopped off by the cutting attack.
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-Cut my finger with my teeth and write "lukageo" and "laurie rose" in the notebook with my blood
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Jeff rolls 2, 2. Both swings connect.

Roll a 2d10 for damage. (it's less because of your injured arm)
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Jeffreid attacks without regard for his own safety, he will not have an opportunity to dodge the zombie's next attack.

Jeffreid makes a wild caps spam attack on the zombie, rolling 2d3, one dice to see if each attack hits. Each time he needs a 2 or a 3.
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-aim and fire arrows at the two zombies closest to us
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hey The maybe if you write down the zombies names in the notebook they will all die. one is laurie rose. one is lukeago
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Satan, itg321, and hardeffingworker's arms begin to tire, though they do not falter.
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JeffReid says

-realize it wont stay away so I go all out CAPS SPAM LYLO mode and hack away madly at the Lynched with my sword.


You turn to face the Lynched instead of running, while you're at the castle door, and perform a berserk attack at the zombie...
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hey guys, maybe, just maybe, you should all stop "investigating" inside, and instead come help out the ppl in the exterior, thank u
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-realize it wont stay away so I go all out CAPS SPAM LYLO mode and hack away madly at the Lynched with my sword.
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Btw the zombie that Jeff previously knocked down jousting has finally managed to get to its feet and is starting a charge toward the group at the door.
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hardeffingworker says

oh ok cool i don't know why it did that


It got a taste for Jeff's blood.
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Exterior map updated
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Arcbell says


JeffReid says

-run inside

I'm not dying rn.


You turn, bleeding from your shoulder, and run into the castle.

The zombie, with a taste for your blood, follows close behind.


[with a taste for your blood]
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oh ok cool i don't know why it did that
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hardeffingworker says

you aren't gonna lure it it's gonna kill satan


arc literally said it ran inside after me and away from you two
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you aren't gonna lure it it's gonna kill satan
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The says

Jeff don't bring the damn zombie in here; I'm trying to do surgery.


i'm luring the zombie to rednose and a corpse, dw.
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sonrio do a legolas bit and shoot at the zombie next to us while you're running. it's ok if you hit satan's octopus arm because it can regenerate over the next two months
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Sonrio says

-stop midrun
Alright arcbell give me a map update


Okay
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ok satan i think we need to take things into our own hands and close the door so that people group up near the entrance and fight things off
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You roll a 6. You manage to part from the zombie, and regain your footing. You still have 2 zombies bearing down on you and you have no momentum.
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-stop midrun
Alright arcbell give me a map update
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sonrio could you guard me and satan and itg please since jeff ran away
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Ryuko says

i want to pop it first/as i get up so it takes effect asap


While on the ground wit hthe zombie you reach into your pocket and consume the heart shaped pill.

You then attempt to escape the zombie.

You roll a d12 as you're getting up to see if the zombie grabs you successfully. You need a 4 or higher.