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Epicmafia Adventure #2

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A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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The zombie that started (from the map) at the southwest side of the bridge is upon Areg, attempting to grasp him around the neck.

The far west one is bearing down as well, but there's still some distance.

Areg is caught off guard (since he tried to make the lasso) and rolls a d5 to avoid being choked by the zombie. You need a 3 or higher.
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-run inside

I'm not dying rn.
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O... ok fine remuting =p
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she still wont post lol
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tfw our best zombie killer gets bad rolls and our doctor died so we cant first aid him
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I'm unmuting Kerry btw since she seems to have a lot of opinions on these posts, and has contact with connor anyhow.
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Arcbell says

Areg is forum suspended so I'm posting his actions for him sent through PM.


AregVrt says

-Use my rope. Turn it into a lasso and throw it at one of the zombies attacking Ryuko, poor guy





You get up from the battered zombie and attempt to make your rope into a lasso.

This fails, since this is actually pretty hard to tie and I'm pretty sure you've never done it before irl, and are now trying to do it for the first time under pressure.
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He rolls a 5. Each blow of his fist connects with the zombie's face, which is now badly battered. Zombie takes 5 damage to its head. The zombie is now partially blind and is missing teeth.
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So Areg was wailing on the zombie on the ground for a while. He rolls a d5 for damage dealt to the zombie with his bear hands, while on top of the zombie.
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satan i think you need to let go of the lever and pop the zombie's head off with your arm
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It rolls an 8. The zombie's jaw locks into JeffReid's flesh. Blood gushes everywhere as JeffReid suffers 8 damage.
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You roll a 2. The zombie bites you on the shoulder. It rolls a d9 for damage.
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You roll a 2. The selfie sword catches the zombie at a bad angle and barely does any damage. The zombie takes 2 damage.

The zombie lunges at JeffReid and attempts to bite him. You roll a d6 to evade the attack. You need a 5 or higher.
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Jeffreid thrusts his selfie sword at the zombie at Satan. It hits. Roll a d12 for damage.
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The says

-Rush inside to edark, taser in hand

Ideally I'll be able to save him without rednose seeing me bc of my cloak


Man I wish I could play this out now but I really need to address the exterior first.
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-Rush inside to edark, taser in hand

Ideally I'll be able to save him without rednose seeing me bc of my cloak
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Pamda arrives at the castle door, along with Sonrio and The
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Next I'll do Jeffreid/satan, then Areg
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Satan says

why have you moved on to the interior??? whats going on in the exterior??


I'm trying to juggle both! Lots of things happening at the same time-ish ok.
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stop. separating. zhuorb get back in the lobby and have some patience.
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why have you moved on to the interior??? whats going on in the exterior??
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i think it's edark's fault that he died and i don't believe that there is anyway of bringing him back, so getting into conflict with rednose isn't really worth it.
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please someone help me????
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WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE BUT RISES AGAIN, HARDER AND STRONGER