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Epicmafia Adventure #2

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A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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satan ill take over for you if you want to use your octo arm to frick up the zombies
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On phone so I'll just queue up:

-double back to gate asking Zhuorb for his spear
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Hey Arcbell did I do my thing yet?
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-Pause briefly to write the names, then continue to the med kit
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-with my attacking zombie gone i move to the lever and help pull and if it opens I release and run inside to rest
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Inside, a gigantic spiral staircase with fancy metal steps, and no railings. The room is circular, and as usual the walls are lines in bookshelves. You can reach any document from the shelf from the steps.

The staircase stretches up probably 12 or so meters before the ceiling, which is in the shape of a dome.
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-fire an arrow at the next closest zombies head
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Zhuorb heads to the south door of the castle and attempts to open it. The door swings open fairly easily....
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The bites his finger, drawing blood and dealing 1 damage to him as he runs. Unfortunately, he cannot write in his own blood while he's running because that's really hard to do. Have you ever tried running while writing stuff down on a notebook?
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Sonrio rolls a 3. The arrow strikes the zombie in the head, dealing a killing blow to the zombie.

The zombie falls to the ground, an arrow in its skull.
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Sonrio says

-aim for their heads, the one next to the lever


You draw your bow, pull back with an arrow and take a close range shot at the zombie attacking Jeffreid, aiming for the head.

Since you're aiming head at close range, roll d7 to hit. You need 3 or higher to hit.
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-aim for their heads, the one next to the lever
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i think you're supposed to try to get zombies in the head
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brb food now for real
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JeffReid says

I go all out CAPS SPAM LYLO mode and hack away madly


that's what I took this to mean. Its ok you got 2 swings instead of 1
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Arcbell says

Jeffreid attacks without regard for his own safety




WOW WOW WOW I NEVER SAID THAT
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brb food
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Biting and writing while running
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The says

I'm already heading for the kit


I need you to clarify which order you're doing things in. You're running for Edark with taser in hand and biting your finger / writing with blood.
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I'm already heading for the kit
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i can't come out to help as i don't have anything to fight, but i will say that someone should grab that medkit and heal jeff up
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Sonrio says

-aim and fire arrows at the two zombies closest to us


Which one first, and what part of their body are you aiming at?
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Zombie rolls a 3. it bites Jeffreid, puncturing the skin of his arm, and causing it to bleed somewhat, before Jeff manages to pull away. Jeff takes 3 damage.
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The zombie again bites Jeff, which he can't avoid due to the berserk.

Roll a d8 for damage.
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The says

-Cut my finger with my teeth


hxc