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Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

almost 9 years
-Start using my empowerment to slaughter zombies
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I have to kill him in order to get the pills back, one of which might save Jeff
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You can kill Rednose later.
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Hopefully soon I'll be albe to do my actions with examining the medkit and killing rednose so I can see if there's anything to help Jeff
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-whip petricigy in the face
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bite doesnt guarantee infection guys... :(
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actually while im at it jeff you're empowered right now and should be bludgeoning these zombies/fending them off while everyone else tries to get to safety. we're wasting too much time on them and i don't think we can kill them all without worse casualities.
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not sure if strongarming the zombies is the right solution anymore, and that maybe just running into the castle one by one would be better. it seems that everyone is at the door right now, and what you could do is have AregVrt's body be slipped underneath the castle door and hope that he'll be able to revert back to his previous form, focusing attention on getting the lever pulled so everyone can scramble in.

i single out AregVrt here because if we were to do this, someone would have to be left out or just get really really lucky before the door closes. Jeff should give his sword to someone more healthy (i would be willing to go out there if needed) and patch himself up. i don't know if arcbell is going to make it so you get infected or not at this rate because if that were the case im pretty sure we've lost half of our team merely fighting zombies, which would be a b[ ]stard move.
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Edark says

zhuorb u bish why dont u avenge my death and slay rednose


I could do that, but I also could read. Also The is headed into your room so I'm ok with going in the other one
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has the pill had any effect that i know of yet?
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The says

Arc how's my notebook action coming?


You gingerly write the names "LaurieRose" and "Howl" in the notebook with your finger blood. Nothing happens. You continue toward Edark.
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Sonrio says

Ryuko is like a million miles away im shooting at LaurieRose


It's probably less than 10 meters, an easy shot.
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Oh tuckers kiling laurie wow
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just sayin.. so you know I don't get killed by you
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Oh well RIP Ryuko
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Zombie rolls an 8 :(

Petricigy's jagged teeth clamp down hard on your calf, you take 8 damage to your leg. Muscle is badly damaged.
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-Spearcharge at LaurieRose's head
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Ryuko is like a million miles away im shooting at LaurieRose
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You roll a 4. Petricigy grabs your leg and trips you as you run. You fall over again.

Petricigy bites an exposed part of your leg. Roll a d8 for damage.
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Sonrio says

-fire it


Don't shoot at the zombie attacking Ryuko. I am going to roleswap
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-fire it
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Ryuko says

-run to the freakin lever


You're running to the lever after escaping Zovea. Petricigy makes a grab at you as you regain your footing, roll a d12 to decide what happens, you need a 10 or higher to escape, 6 or higher means he grabs you by the whip, 5 or lower means he grabs your leg.
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Tucker says

Why would you voluntarily swap bodies with a zombie dude?


First of all couse none cares I wear a hoodie, look at my avi.

Second It's better change bodies with a far away zombie ad run THE F**K AWAY, then get choked and bitten
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Edark says

zhuorb u bish why dont u avenge my death and slay rednose


Edark my current plan of action is to pause for a moment while I run to your corpse, write several of the zombies' names in the notebook with my blood, then continue to your corpse to examine the contents of the medicine kit. Then I'll use the guise of my incognito cloak to sneak up behind Rednose and kill him to get your pills back.
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Why would you voluntarily swap bodies with a zombie dude?