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Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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JeffReid says

- continue fighting more zombies. whichever is closest to me.


theyre literally all dead near you
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- continue fighting more zombies. whichever is closest to me.
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-specifically help ryuko kill zovea, via strangulation with my octo arm
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come strangle zovea
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specifically come and help me satan
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oh wait, quick question, is there a roof to this castle
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Theres literally no zombies around you that aren't dead, can u be more specific
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-once i make sure no one will get injured if i let go of the lever, i let go, and join the fray. i attack the zombies around me with my octopus arm ripping heads off (because if plexiglass isn't strong enough for an octopus, neither is a rotten corpse neck)
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GDI DEVANTE STOP FORUM SUSPENDING MY PLAYERS
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hardeffingworker says

hi
i'm forum suspended

-let go of the lever and start running towards ryuko, stopping ~10 feet from his nearest zombie to gauge the situation

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Hmm. So each zombie's got around 20 HP then.

-charge Tigerrawr head-on (spear-on)
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Sonrio doesn't fire the arrow, because he sees the zombie die before he can. Tucker doesn't make his second attack.
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Satan says

what am i doing


holding a (1 (one)) lever, same thing you've been doing this whole time...
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Roll a 13, the zombie suffers 13 damage, and splits in two.
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nothing cuz i fell trying to get to you
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what am i doing
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Okay so right now, we have JeffReid, Tucker, and Sonrio all on the same zombie.

JeffReid attacks LaurieRose with his sword, roll a d20 for damage.
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JeffReid says

-Start using my empowerment to slaughter zombies

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-take a step back before charging Laurie (now knocked back/staggered?)'s head again
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I'll fix it don't worry.
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OH

sorry I messed up. Didn't realize she was going for Ryuko. Ok well.. so she's still running for Ryuko then : /
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???
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the zombies near me are zovea petri and tiger
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im number 7
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I mean, Unknown girl was already dead, so the closest was obviously LaurieRose