Epicmafia

Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.

You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore

Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

deletedalmost 9 years

-let go of, ryuko's leg.
-Slightly push one of the zombies close to me to see if they attack me

Arcbell

almost 9 years

Retti says

-join The in rednose's office, and rummage through it

You move to rednose's office and begin to rummage through the bookshelves there.

Edark

almost 9 years

Arcbell says

The says

-hold the red nosed man in a chokehold until he passes out, and then continue to hold for another 30 seconds to ensure permanent brain damage or death

You begin to choke the red nosed man. He gargles and struggles for a while until he passes out.

SLAY HIM

Zhuorb

almost 9 years

Arcbell says

Zhuorb picks a document from the staircase room, and has a look:

It appears to be an encyclopedia of cheaters.

-keep the encyclopedia with me as I look around the room for other things

Arcbell

almost 9 years

pamda says

Arcbell says

Pamda thrusts her HORN into the head of the zombie attacking Ryuko, which is exposed as he's bearing down on Ryuko.

The horn punctues the skull of the zombie and it falls to the ground instantly, with the horn still in its head.

ew....Can I still take my horn back?

u can try!

Arcbell

almost 9 years

The says

Arc any word on what's inside that medkit?

you're still choking rednose

deletedalmost 9 years

Is it ok if you have a sentient zombie with you?

deletedalmost 9 years

Arcbell says

Pamda thrusts her HORN into the head of the zombie attacking Ryuko, which is exposed as he's bearing down on Ryuko.

The horn punctues the skull of the zombie and it falls to the ground instantly, with the horn still in its head.

ew....Can I still take my horn back?

deletedalmost 9 years

(basically im gonna be doing the same thing i was with the bookshelf but in a smaller room)

The i suggest you ransack rednose's body for anything useful

deletedalmost 9 years

-join The in rednose's office, and rummage through it

Ryuko

almost 9 years

okay here's my plan

everyone already inside the castle comes to the front door and prepares to hold the door up when it opens

once the zombies near 7me are dead, Lareg 7me and 4pamda move into the castle
12sonrio kills as many zombies as he can to cover us on the south side
6jeff pulls the lever so the door is open, then passes it to 2 14 and 9 so he can protect the lever from approaching zombies from the north
2 14 and 9 then take over for 6
when everyone except 2 6 9 12 and 14 are under the door, 6 and 12 move under the door and prepare to hold it up
2 9 and 14 move into the castle
everyone else drops the door in front of them simultaneously

congrats we got into the castle

The

almost 9 years

Also guys we need to get inside. These zombies will just keep on spawning untill either we die or escape.

Ryuko

almost 9 years

yo i bet super strong jeff can just hold the door open from underneath

The

almost 9 years

Arc any word on what's inside that medkit?

JeffreyAaron

almost 9 years

- get the hell towards the lever and pull it

Satan

almost 9 years

can you show the entire castle for me arcbell

Ryuko

almost 9 years

didnt i choose to hobble to the lever

Arcbell

almost 9 years

Ryuko says

what's my current action

you're hobbling toward the castle i guess.. u just said u got up tho but u were going castle before u fell down so i'm doing that

Ryuko

almost 9 years

what's my current action

Sonrio

almost 9 years

-shoot at both of the zombies rising from the moat closest to the door, at their heads

Arcbell

almost 9 years

Areg I need your zombie body actions soon!!

deletedalmost 9 years

aregvrt has to be abandoned at this point so we should get ryuko out and dash back to the door, then do the holding the door up thing

Arcbell

almost 9 years

ASIDE:

one of you might want to consider taking on the role of leader and coordinating a plan between players.. i.e. going through the players and telling each one what they ought to do in keeping with your plan.

deletedalmost 9 years

-kick the top, far-right zombie into the dank moat

deletedalmost 9 years

we've got two or three people plus dennis inside. i'm ok going out with the rest like this