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Epicmafia Adventure #2

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A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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why dint we do this at the start...

i think fighting will only keep drawing more zombies to the surface
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As Areg's body is being choked, the far zombie charging arrives at him and begins to gnaw. The zombie brain in Areg's body has no interest in fighting other zombies, and is just standing there being choked putting up no resistance, gripping the wand tightly.

Areg's body takes 16 damage from being mauled at / choked freely.
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okay. final plan is to get all but 3-4 people to hold the door up from underneath
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Ryuko says

also the doors closing/closed now right?


Yeah since satan and effingworker have stopped holding it the gate has slammed shut.
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-ready myself to run into the castle when the opportunity presents itself
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Pamda thrusts her HORN into the head of the zombie attacking Ryuko, which is exposed as he's bearing down on Ryuko.

The horn punctues the skull of the zombie and it falls to the ground instantly, with the horn still in its head.
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ur kidding me i think we need to find a way to get in...

can we use the two dead zombies as weights on the lever?

or use them to jam the door?

fml
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also the doors closing/closed now right?
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OOHHHHHH MY GOD
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As the group goes to save Ryuko, 8 more zombie hands surface from the moat, slowly they begin to climb onto the bridge.

The zombies are more concentrated to the back of the bridge.
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alright, if anyone needs my help with something or i can be of more use let me know. i dont think im gonna find a tome/spell in here and it's likely just documents. last i remembered the was in rednose's office so i could help there if needed.
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Retti says

have i found anything yet arcbell?


Nope, you've gone through like 20 documents and nothing looks interesting or unique at first glance.
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Satan says

-specifically help ryuko kill zovea, via strangulation with my octo arm



You're running toward Zovea
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have i found anything yet arcbell?
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Satan says

oh wait, quick question, is there a roof to this castle


It's one of those "evil lair" style castles with lots of towers and pointy spires which, yes, have roofs.
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Zhuorb picks a document from the staircase room, and has a look:

It appears to be an encyclopedia of cheaters.
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come shoot some zombie heads
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what do i do
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thanks for participating jeff
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Ryuko says

nah


im thinking there can be a way to hold up the wall from up there. or i could use these fireworks sonrio has and blow up one of the rails once the zombies are dead
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nah
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guys im thinking i could use my tentacle arm to scale the castle wall and do something up there
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Arcbell says



result of itg's inspection


laurierose and unknown girl are dead. come kill zovea/fruit/tiger. satans going for zovea, mitch is going for tiger. fruit is unconcious-ish petricigy roleswapped with areg so dont kill petri. we need to preserve areg's body so he can roleswap back and we need to kill justrec and ferhunde too
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oh. nice.