Epicmafia

Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.

You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore

Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

Arcbell

almost 9 years

The says

AregVrt says

>implying taser and adamatium selfie stick is not OP

How could my taser be OP when I literally had to spend 5 pages strangling rednose to actually kill him?

Anyway,

-examine the contents of the medkit

You open the first aid kit and inspect the contents:

- Rubbing alcohol, 200ml
- Stitching thread + needle
- Roll bandage + dressings
- Cotton gauze
- Scissors (small)
- Tweezers
- A single Hello Kitty band-aid

Arcbell

almost 9 years

JeffReid says

-attempt to pull lever to raise gate once again

You arrive at the lever, muscles bulging, but with a wounded shoulder, and try to force the gate open.

You can't lift the gate by yourself.

Arcbell

almost 9 years

Tucker says

-walk over to lever and wait for Jeff before pulling

[queue action since I dunno when I'll be back] -if gate opens and Dave's plan is successful, scurry inside castle

You move toward the lever after finishing up with your zombie.

JeffreyAaron

almost 9 years

-attempt to pull lever to raise gate once again

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-walk over to lever and wait for Jeff before pulling

[queue action since I dunno when I'll be back] -if gate opens and Dave's plan is successful, scurry inside castle

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>how is it op, if he literally couldn't do anything 5 pages to stop me

The

almost 9 years

AregVrt says

>implying taser and adamatium selfie stick is not OP

How could my taser be OP when I literally had to spend 5 pages strangling rednose to actually kill him?

Anyway,

-examine the contents of the medkit

Arcbell

almost 9 years

True, true.

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Arcbell says

AregVrt's original body has been completely mutilated, and it dead at -10 hp.

The zombie that was choking it begins to drag it back into the moat. The other nearby zombie begins to charge toward the gate.

Well it was simplypam's body but still

Arcbell

almost 9 years

Rednose is dead.

Arcbell

almost 9 years

Sonrio says

Sonrio says

-shoot at both of the zombies rising from the moat closest to the door, at their heads

???

Yeah the next closest (ones ian and tucker didn't take care of) will be shot (aiming at head) by you once their heads are visible to you.

Arcbell

almost 9 years

AregVrt's original body has been completely mutilated, and it dead at -10 hp.

The zombie that was choking it begins to drag it back into the moat. The other nearby zombie begins to charge toward the gate.

Sonrio

almost 9 years

Sonrio says

-shoot at both of the zombies rising from the moat closest to the door, at their heads

???

Arcbell

almost 9 years

Tucker says

Arcbell says

Neither.

God damnit.

-spearhead the zombie to the north closest to the gate, back into the water (if it isn't on the bridge yet, stab the spear into the arm)

You charge at the zombie to the south closest to the gate, using your spear to thrust it back into the moat.

The zombie's grip fails as you thrust and it splashes back from whence it came.

Arcbell

almost 9 years

pamda says

-try to take my horn back
-run back to the castle

You grab the horn out of the head of the zombie, and make for the castle.

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err I meant south*

I typed south at first I've no idea why I changed it.

Ryuko

almost 9 years

ian is already attacking that zombie, tucker

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-try to take my horn back
-run back to the castle

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I highly recommend at least one person join Jeff with the initial lifting of the gate because we're boned if he isn't strong enough.

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Arcbell says

Neither.

God damnit.

-spearhead the zombie to the north closest to the gate, back into the water (if it isn't on the bridge yet, stab the spear into the arm)

itg321

almost 9 years

everything is limited by something lol

the taser has 60 seconds of tasing power and the selfie stick/sword isnt a catch all for everything

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>implying taser and adamatium selfie stick is not OP

itg321

almost 9 years

satan stop trying to use ur marine biology knowledge to try and outsmart the DM when its clear arcbell wants limits on every1s power and wouldnt give any1 something super OP cus it just leads to pointless posts arguing about what ur marine powers can do

Arcbell

almost 9 years

I'm going to give your octopus arm a resting length (no muscle activation) of 1.4m. You can interpret the properties of your octopus arm from there, and if you want to prove your arm can do something I'm not allowing for, you can back it up with proper research, there's plenty of material on this subject matter (:

Arcbell

almost 9 years

Satan says

also for the record, these zombies are bloated from being in the water, so A) they aren't fast and B) they are extremely fragile

so basically these zombies are just giant mushy bananas

Their muscles still work, obviously, meaning the neck muscles are still holding up their heads, meaning they're still mostly intact. Their spines are also obviously still intact.