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Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

almost 9 years

Ryuko says

how slow is my hobble


You're getting there.

I'll do formal updates soon I'm just trying to get my bearings and I'll do a map for both sides.
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how slow is my hobble
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Ryuko says

were we supposed to leave people behind then


I just meant that, like, for example, if someone is isp'ing on the bridge, they'd get eaten by zombies.

That much is by design.

No one is isp'ing on the bridge though so that's good.
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i love this game but darn do i wish we had done a better job of it
almost 9 years
were we supposed to leave people behind then
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Satan says


Arcbell says


Satan says


Ryuko says

-add "satan stops strangling zovea" to my plan, so satan follows it





Sigh, you guys are killing me here..

Okay Satan goes for the lever.


you're the one who started this game with an impossibly dangerous situation when you could have started it with some nice puzzles.


It's like this:

we have a lot of players right now, in these adventure games the first challenge is always going to be fairly deadly / aimed at killing people who aren't taking it too seriously. Recall Christopherzilla.

You guys are actually handling the first challenge remarkably well tbh.

Also hey the lever thing is kind of a puzzle right? =p
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Wow ryuko that's racist
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without the nonareg zombies
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Also hi, updates soon!!
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Ryuko says

my plan is to get into the castle with everyone, and without the zombies, yes


What about poor Areg D:
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my plan is to get into the castle with everyone, and without the zombies, yes
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Isn't your plan to stop fighting the zombies aside from sonrio and the ones next to you?
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we have health restoring items in bagels and the med kit. chill
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Ryuko says

none of us are dead yet, except edark, who didnt even die to zombies


The limit of your health points as x approaches infinity, where x is the number of pages, is 0.
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please save me The
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none of us are dead yet, except edark, who didnt even die to zombies
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So we'll have half of our party die figting zombies instead of a few people being left outside? I mean the zombies are probably going to start going after the people holding the door anyway.
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starting to think arcbell probably intended that
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we can juse use the ropes already attached to their necks
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Guys GUYS. We can get at least 2 more people inside with the expense of my rope, I will tie it to some corpse and the lever, then throw it in the water
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Ryuko says

"come inside" like we could without leaving people behind?


yeah dude, you make it seem like it's easy, when in reality not everyone can come inside.
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"come inside" like we could without leaving people behind?
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It wouldn't be impossible if you guys would stop fighting the endless hoard of zombies and come inside.
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Arcbell says


Satan says


Ryuko says

-add "satan stops strangling zovea" to my plan, so satan follows it





Sigh, you guys are killing me here..

Okay Satan goes for the lever.


you're the one who started this game with an impossibly dangerous situation when you could have started it with some nice puzzles.
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nevermind