Back to Forum Games

Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

deletedalmost 9 years
i doubt tucker isn't gonna be doing much until everyone gets in here, so i guess ill examine them all.

-if the scroll doesn't contain a tome/spell or useful information that isn't just lore, don't read it and put it away (basically trying to give you legroom to not spam a bunch of chatlogs, as humorous as they are)
almost 9 years

Retti says

-continue to examine the scrolls, looking for a worthwhile tome or spell of sorts. if i cannot find a tome/spell, walk away from the bookshelf.


How many would you like to examine before you give up?
deletedalmost 9 years
-continue to examine the scrolls, looking for a worthwhile tome or spell of sorts. if i cannot find a tome/spell, walk away from the bookshelf.
almost 9 years
[28/09/2013 16:52:32] pranay: if i have an appointment
[28/09/2013 16:52:34] pranay: i leave from home
[28/09/2013 16:52:39] pranay: while my driver drives
[28/09/2013 16:52:44] pranay: i play and make calls
[28/09/2013 16:53:11] pranay: i meet my boss at around 3pm
[28/09/2013 16:53:16] pranay: almost everyday
[28/09/2013 16:53:23] pranay: talk to him for 30 minutes
[28/09/2013 16:53:27] pranay: report everything
[28/09/2013 16:53:38] pranay: then i stay there to chat with subordinates
[28/09/2013 16:53:46] pranay: i play while i do that
[28/09/2013 16:53:59] pranay: then i come back home at around 5:15
[28/09/2013 16:54:09] pranay: then i play football
[28/09/2013 16:54:19] pranay: till 7
[28/09/2013 16:54:24] pranay: then i come back
[28/09/2013 16:54:28] pranay: bathe
[28/09/2013 16:54:46] pranay: then i watch tv and play simultaneously
[28/09/2013 16:54:52] pranay: till 9
[28/09/2013 16:54:59] pranay: then i dine
[28/09/2013 16:55:15] pranay: then i play cs for an hour
[28/09/2013 16:55:22] pranay: not everyday
[28/09/2013 16:55:51] pranay: then at around 11:15 i go out with my brother to play badminton
[28/09/2013 16:55:56] Shivv: cs?
[28/09/2013 16:55:59] pranay: come back in 30 minutes and bathe again
[28/09/2013 16:56:02] pranay: counter strike
[28/09/2013 16:56:06] Shivv: mhmm
[28/09/2013 16:56:23] pranay: sometimes i play till 1
[28/09/2013 16:56:35] pranay: some days i sleep early
[28/09/2013 16:57:11] pranay: i dont miss out on everything
[28/09/2013 16:57:17] pranay: i also do research
[28/09/2013 16:59:20] pranay: em is always in the background
[28/09/2013 16:59:46] Shivv: thats
[28/09/2013 16:59:50] Shivv: ever so slightly sad
almost 9 years
It appears to be a record of a conversation of someone discussing their daily itinerary..

it reads:

[28/09/2013 16:49:30] pranay: i am phenomenal
[28/09/2013 16:49:36] pranay: i have 48 hours per day
[28/09/2013 16:50:11] pranay: if i tell u my timetable
[28/09/2013 16:50:14] pranay: u will be shocked
[28/09/2013 16:50:16] pranay: ill tell it to u
[28/09/2013 16:50:26] pranay: ill start from 12am
[28/09/2013 16:50:36] pranay: i play em for 3 hours
[28/09/2013 16:50:39] pranay: then i sleep
[28/09/2013 16:50:44] pranay: then i wake up at 8:30
[28/09/2013 16:50:57] pranay: when my grandparents visit me every morning
[28/09/2013 16:51:06] pranay: i sit with them
[28/09/2013 16:51:10] pranay: and read the news
[28/09/2013 16:51:16] pranay: then i get fresh
[28/09/2013 16:51:27] pranay: by 9:15 i am ready
[28/09/2013 16:51:39] pranay: then i start working
[28/09/2013 16:51:50] pranay: i work from home till 12pm
[28/09/2013 16:51:59] pranay: i make calls
[28/09/2013 16:52:06] pranay: do data analysis
[28/09/2013 16:52:17] pranay: and i am playing simultaneously
almost 9 years
ok thats true. we need pamdas narwhal tooth (its not a HORN) and we need to start impaling some f*ckers
almost 9 years
You take a random scroll from the shelf and unravel it...
deletedalmost 9 years

Arcbell says


Retti says

-get up from the ground and walk over to the bookshelf with scrolls and writing, examining it further


Oh sorry I missed this action.

Bookshelves line every wall of the castle that you can see. You move over to the closest wall. The shelves are old and wooden, there's a lot of dust on it, and on the assorted books and scrolls that are stuffed there in an almost disorganized manner.

Books, scrolls of all shapes sizes and colors, single papers, files, all crammed into every inch of the shelving. There is no visible marking system on the shelves, nor can you see any ladders or way of easily reaching the shelves that stretch up to the high ceiling.




-examine the scrolls
almost 9 years
kerry doesnt like it cuz ill get piled by the other two zombies
almost 9 years
kerry doesn't like that idea, but i do, what r u gonna do
almost 9 years
how about i just try and take out the zombie im on top of right now. i can wrap my whip around its neck and rip its head off
almost 9 years
pamda pls turn around i just indirectly saved ur butt i need the favour returned
almost 9 years
idk man, running for it doesn't help much, we gotta stay strong
almost 9 years
guys what do i do??? do i just run for it???
almost 9 years
oh boy oH BOY OH BOY
almost 9 years
im gonna get the first unlucky roll of the game
almost 9 years
You roll a 9. You may act.

The two zombies you just ducked are rapidly closing in on you, and you're on the ground on top of another zombie.
almost 9 years

Ryuko says

-attempt to duck out of the way of the zombies charging me from both sides towards the centre of the bridge


You duck toward the center of the bridge as both zombies close in on you.

You collide with the zombie chasing Pamda as you do so.

The zombie falls on to you and you roll a d12 for initiative against the zombie you just unintentionally tackled. You need a 5 or higher to get the first action.
almost 9 years
-attempt to duck out of the way of the zombies charging me from both sides towards the centre of the bridge
almost 9 years
i don't even know if i can do anything at the moment guys, so plz keep defending me
almost 9 years
You roll a 3. Zombie takes 3 damage as the force of the whip creates a sizable gash on its chest. Unfortunately, skin and chest muscle isn't terribly important to a zombie, nor do they really care about pain. The force of the whip impedes the zombie's charge briefly, but does not stop it.
almost 9 years

Ryuko says

-attempt to whip the zombie approaching from the west in the torso/chest


You lash the zombie with your whip as it prepares to charge you.

Hit is assured, you roll a d4 for damage to the zombie
almost 9 years
i really hope this is a simon-belmont-esque whip or im prob boned
almost 9 years

Retti says

-get up from the ground and walk over to the bookshelf with scrolls and writing, examining it further


Oh sorry I missed this action.

Bookshelves line every wall of the castle that you can see. You move over to the closest wall. The shelves are old and wooden, there's a lot of dust on it, and on the assorted books and scrolls that are stuffed there in an almost disorganized manner.

Books, scrolls of all shapes sizes and colors, single papers, files, all crammed into every inch of the shelving. There is no visible marking system on the shelves, nor can you see any ladders or way of easily reaching the shelves that stretch up to the high ceiling.
almost 9 years
-get ready to drop the lever if need be to run to the castle

queuing this cus im goin to bed