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Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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thank you, weapon wielders, for doing the most logical action here
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sonrio pick up your stuff first
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-let go of the lever and laugh
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-RUN
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also tbh no1 should get mad at every1 running in when whoever it was that first ran it set the tone for every1 else lmao
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or, alternatively, wedge the adamantium (which is unbreakable) up the door so every1 can get in
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should i pull some pages from the player power book so sum1 can fight the zombies?
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what are those L's on the player map??

are those zombies?
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itg321 says

cant Areg in zombie form hold the door up? since zombies r, yknow, stronger???




hes kinda rotted and old so prob not
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cant Areg in zombie form hold the door up? since zombies r, yknow, stronger???
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Looks like Sonrio's boned.

(again)
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Also we can make pipe bombs with the gun powder from the fireworks
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-run back to the castle door
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We can rethink our life and consider suicide, aka keep lever pulled
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Not much to do now except wait for actions to go through.
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WAIT WHY IS PAMDA, ANOTHER WEAPON WIELDER, HEADING FOR THE CASTLE??? FUGG THIS
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Hey can we get a backup from anywhere?
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Hey guys let's actually think here. Did anyone you know rethink their life and don't wanna go inside the castle, they can keep the lever, and then just run away, dunno where he came from.
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Nevermind.
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its huge and metal anyway. he has fireworks not TNT
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dont blow the door up, you would let the zombies in
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The says

We could turn the fireworks into bombs and blow the door up... or the zombies



You've rescued Sonrio, he's still lacking strength so you might want to queue some moving actions.
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Petition to add Kerry as a GM.
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Satan says


hardeffingworker says


Arcbell says


hardeffingworker says

arcbell what is satan thinking


He's thinking about various salacious uses for his tentacle arm.


satan is this what you were thinking


no this hat doesn't work


what the f*ck arcbell
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maybe two DMs in future? >_>