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Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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-begin to inspect the pictures to see if i find anything peculiar in them such as a trap door or switch in hopes of finding a way to mechanically open the door from the inside


*whistles and waits*
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oh dang wtf areg why would you use your wand!!!!
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Areg's put-stuff-under-the-door idea is actually the best now that I revisit it because Sonrio's fireworks could easily light the bookshelves on fire and turn them into ash real quick.
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the rails above the door, something on the inside?
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Satan says

so according to the list of items, areg has a rope, can we use that to tie around the lever and create a pulley system


thats a great idea. to bad it's not me that has it, it's the zombie me which is kinda complicated basicly go like 2/3 pages back
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actually its luke who has the rope ATM
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we have nothing to tie the other end of the rope to, remember we are pulling away from the door
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so according to the list of items, areg has a rope, can we use that to tie around the lever and create a pulley system
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kerry is actually the pun/idea master this game
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Tucker says


Arcbell says


Tucker says

Arcbell, roughly what's the height of the room?


About 8 meters.


What's holding the lanterns?


metal hook into the ceiling
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"hanging" lights
zombies with nooses on their necks...
related??????

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Arcbell says


Tucker says

Arcbell, roughly what's the height of the room?


About 8 meters.


i use my marine biologist mind to comprehend this... "so that's about the size of two blue whale wangs tip to tip"
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you're wasting time, just trust me on this one as i've been a DM myself
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Arcbell says


Tucker says

Arcbell, roughly what's the height of the room?


About 8 meters.


What's holding the lanterns?
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JeffReid says


Retti says

just trying to give the urgency about how if we lose party members because of your selfish decisions, it's your fault


im trying to find a way to open the door because it makes 0 sense for it to be unopenable from the inside lad


why dont you leave that to people without swords?????????
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hardeffingworker says

arcbell what is satan thinking


He's thinking about various salacious uses for his tentacle arm.
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Retti says

just trying to give the urgency about how if we lose party members because of your selfish decisions, it's your fault


im trying to find a way to open the door because it makes 0 sense for it to be unopenable from the inside lad
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This turned into the walking dead game real quick
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just trying to give the urgency about how if we lose party members because of your selfish decisions, it's your fault
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retti seriously stop attacking me. if my action doesn't find a way to open the door mechanically then i'll go back outside. chill out it's a game i'm trying to do what makes sense to me and you're just being rude
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Retti says

pretty sure a few fell swoops of cutting of a zombie's head would cause it no longer to be animated...

wonder how we could do that...


Oh I think an adamatium sword would do it. I wonder how can we get one
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Tucker says

Arcbell, roughly what's the height of the room?


About 8 meters.
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pretty sure a few fell swoops off cutting of a zombie's head would cause it no longer to be animated...

wonder how we could do that...
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-focuses on using the telepathy hat
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arcbell what is satan thinking