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Epicmafia Adventure #2

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A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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hardeffingworker says


Arcbell says


hardeffingworker says

arcbell what is satan thinking


He's thinking about various salacious uses for his tentacle arm.


satan is this what you were thinking


no this hat doesn't work
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We could turn the fireworks into bombs and blow the door up... or the zombies
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^ plus im not a machine
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Ryuko says

jeff, your action isnt being ignored, arcbell has to process things in chronological order

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Arcbell says


hardeffingworker says

arcbell what is satan thinking


He's thinking about various salacious uses for his tentacle arm.


satan is this what you were thinking
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ok well then i queue what i just said as an action should i not find anything in the pictures
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jeff, your action isnt being ignored, arcbell has to process things in chronological order
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Satan says


Ryuko says

OH, maybe sonrio could attach the rope to an arrow, fire it into the lake and hope it sticks to something?


yeah once one of you COWARDS in the building come out and retrieve the rope from areg's corpse


Well I am still planing on getting my old body back couse you know reasons. And when my action is completed I will have it back so don't tamper with zombie areg now.
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Ok well I'm gonna assume I couldn't find a switch inside to raise the door so.....

-Reattach blade affix to my selfie stick and begin to kill the zombie closest to the lever pullers
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The lever takes at least 2 people to even budge the door, an arrow isn't nearly powerful enough to compensate.
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F*** THIS. GUYS WE MUST FIGHT. WHAT ARE THERE LIKE 10 ZOMBIES.

I will take care of 1, aka myself, the sword guy and the bow and arrow guy could take like 6, the rest 3 well, just beat them up
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tie the rope to the lever
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Ryuko says

OH, maybe sonrio could attach the rope to an arrow, fire it into the lake and hope it sticks to something?


yeah once one of you COWARDS in the building come out and retrieve the rope from areg's corpse
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And then what?
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He has 3 of them btw, 3 fireworks
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OH, maybe sonrio could attach the rope to an arrow, fire it into the lake and hope the arrow sticks to the bottom of the lake?
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Satan says

i reckon the fireworks "with straps" is so he can attach it to an arrow or something and send flying with his recurve bow


yeah that was the idea behind the straps i clarified that in the beginning. not that he can only use them for that
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i reckon the fireworks "with straps" is so he can attach it to an arrow or something and send flying with his recurve bow
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Satan says

the jesus figurine would definitely stop the lever from moving, please give that up jeffreyaaron


thanks satan
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Tucker says

Assuming the bookshelves aren't gigantic and unmovable.


They're gigantic and unmovable, you can tell from looking at them. They are continuous along the walls and stretch all the way up to the ceiling.
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He's only got the one?
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the jesus figurine would definitely stop the lever from moving, please give that up jeffreyaaron
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i think that's a waste of material honestly. sonrio's fireworks might come useful in the future
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Satan says

oh dang wtf areg why would you use your wand!!!!


couse I had no idea what it does
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Assuming the bookshelves aren't gigantic and unmovable.