over 9 years

Okay so, I officially committed to a college today. I'll be going there in the fall. A majority of my knowledge about college comes from stuff that I've seen in TV shows, movies and have heard from random people. For those of you who are actually enrolled in a university right now, how is it like and what should I expect?

over 9 years
My radamanthos-esque bio prof is having a lazy day today o_o damn
over 9 years

Endorphins says

I was using that solid life advice to make fun of him for being home schooled.


went over my head
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if you had told me 2 years ago that peter would become the requisite "look at how much more NORMAL and COOL i am than everyone else!" poster i would've laughed in your face
over 9 years
I was using that solid life advice to make fun of him for being home schooled.
over 9 years
Show up to places with food, always
over 9 years
yes but you do NOT want to back up a toilet, trust me
over 9 years
You crap as loud as your anus will allow you, don't let your fear or anxiety hold you back from anything.
over 9 years
also learn about courtesy flushing
over 9 years
College is where you go to pound alcohol, rip cocaine and bang hoes.

Bonus if you can do 1 or both of those things while banging the hoes.
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I am using double majoring Psych and Criminal Justice

I want the Psych to boost my potential for any CJ-esque jobs I find
over 9 years

Majiffy says

Go to classes. When you're not in classes, go to groups that interest you. Find friends at these groups. Promptly proceed to stop participating in these groups once you hang out with these friends regularly after classes.

Drink booze, smoke weed, do psychedelics, and stay safe.

That'll pretty much do it.


This is pretty much it. Don't read any other posts in this thread other than maybe Satan's and Renaldo's.
over 9 years

Giga13 says

when in doubt: don't drink


Jesus Christ, shut up.
over 9 years
Peta
over 9 years
Wow, the opinions in this thread are truly outlandish and they're a really profound reminder of how weird and messed up EM users are relative to the average well-adjusted person.
over 9 years
Major in what interests you. People who fail at things think you will also fail so they tell you not to go to school x or do major y but if you're passionate enough about something then you'll probably be able to make a career out of it. Unless it's fine arts. Don't major in art or dance or film or any of that crap.
over 9 years

ling says

don't do pysch,

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im not going to college and im lovin it.
over 9 years
pretty much like high school without parents. go to class and if you're not sure what you wanna do just take a year off instead on wasting $$
over 9 years
It's a possibility.

The fact that my former major (Psychology) was so oversubscribed along with the fact that getting myself a job was impossible without going down the graduate / PhD route was one of the main reasons why I dropped out.

If majoring in something that you're extremely passionate about is worth the student debt in the end with no job to help pay it off - go for it.

Know exactly what you're getting yourself into to avoid making the same mistake that I did.
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Eh, I think he can go through with what he wants. There are tons of job opportunities in the writing industry; it doesn't have to be strictly book-writing.

We'll see. But saying he'll end up in McDonald's is a bit harsh.
over 9 years
1. Switch your major... unless you're planning to go to College for three - four years just for the experience, graduate with a degree that has almost zero job opportunities, and realize that you wasted the last four years of your life whenever you find yourself in the kitchen or behind the counter of your local McDonalds.
over 9 years
don't do pysch,
over 9 years
1.) making friends is easier than high school. but keeping them can be difficult.
2.) if you live on campus or if you have a roommate, make sure you communicate about what you think is acceptable/ plans for cleaning and things like that.
3.) don't skip classes! actually this depends on the class. if the prof counts attendance, then its obvious to attend. if the class is going toward your major, then you probably should attend too.
4.) get to know your instructors, especially the professors in your major. theyll be the ones recommending you for jobs and such
5.) organize and schedule everything!! i remember in high school i never used a planner and i did well. but college is a lot different and now i RELY on a calendar and planner. i couldnt survive without one
6.) have fun!!!
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Rutab says

I'm on my way to the university I'm attending right now!!


Congrats, rutab!
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I'm on my way to the university I'm attending right now!!