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projectmatt
over 9 years

Okay so, I officially committed to a college today. I'll be going there in the fall. A majority of my knowledge about college comes from stuff that I've seen in TV shows, movies and have heard from random people. For those of you who are actually enrolled in a university right now, how is it like and what should I expect?

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If you live in a dorm, live in Colorado and your RA won't care anyway
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if you live in a dorm, invest in a vape
Renaldo
over 9 years
dorming is the right choice. be social and make friends with the people on your floor. do you normally wouldn't do and befriend people who you normally wouldn't have hung out with. College is a whole new dynamic.
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projectmatt says

For the first year at least, I'll be living on campus. I don't think it'll be awful as it doesn't seem like that rowdy of a school.


Everyone should experience dorm life for at least one year when first starting university. It's fun to live with this community and see the same people every day.
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or your roommate. basically just try and **** everything
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or an RA
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try and canoodle a TA
MeIody
over 9 years
Focus on school and getting good grades, all I can tell you really :) Ask people and check professor sites to see if your professor is okay or a jerk. There's a big difference between a jerk professor and a hard one--stay away from the jerks as much as you possibly can. :)
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don't burn popcorn to mask bud scent in your dorm room it will only end badly
projectmatt
over 9 years
For the first year at least, I'll be living on campus. I don't think it'll be awful as it doesn't seem like that rowdy of a school.
WolfBlitzer
over 9 years
basically if you go to college you'll get your butthole smashed a lot.
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On campus housing is fun if you like drugs, and otherwise sucks.


If your university doesn't force you to get a meal plan, forgo the meal plan and go grocery shopping. Cafeteria food sucks.
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Don't leave your drink unattended
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get off-campus housing if possible
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coke is awesome dont listen to him
projectmatt
over 9 years

Lashka says

Don't do coke more than twice a week


I'll have to limit my intake a little bit =(
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Don't do coke more than twice a week
Shmeur
over 9 years

spiritualized says

depending on the size of the campus, get a bicycle.


i've seen unicyclists before too
also this guy who rowed himself on a skateboard
projectmatt
over 9 years

spiritualized says

depending on the size of the campus, get a bicycle.


it's a fairly small college, like around 8,000 people.
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depending on the size of the campus, get a bicycle.
Goodbar
over 9 years
expect hazing to nearly kill you
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Watch 22 Jump Street