Epicmafia

Furansu

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Friends (283)

Questions

kubo69

over 5 years

i'm not ugly!!! take it back!!!

e going to take an extra half second after the light turns green to look up from that text message. I'm laying on the horn. I've got Lula Roe to sell. Lipsense on my lips. Wine in my Yeti. If you don't come to my Pure Romance party I will call children's

Tidus

over 5 years

beep beep

My name is Teri. My husband (Josh) & I own a two story $250,000 home in suburban Ohio. I drive a white 2018 Ford Explorer. Yes, it looks like a police car. Yes, I will drive closely behind you. My son is late to soccer practice and I'll be damned if you'r

anonymousabout 7 years

send jollibee pls

here's your chicken

view

about 7 years

mommy

uwu

anonymousabout 7 years

give jollibee pls

here's your spaghetti

Achievements

1 / 10

Vigilante

I'm Batman.

1 / 20

Cop

Super Sleuth!

deletedover 9 years

Your profile song is amazing.

deletedover 9 years

where are you hidng it

Ace

over 9 years

ill take the 1 day in the basement to 3 months in the closet any day... u know whats really fked up. my two friends irl who are dating call me sloth from the goonies and their child who they keep chained in the basement. you essentially did the same thing without knowing any of that

Ace

over 9 years

happy mothers day http://i.imgur.com/5NbIxzR.jpg

meowmeulin

over 9 years

pbbbbt

deletedover 9 years

does your boyfriend know that youre a flesh eating monster

deletedover 9 years

i...............didnt know you and hood are dating oh my god

Ace

over 9 years

listen mom, i could handle it when you showed up to the 6th grade dance with a spare pair of underwear for me unannounced. i could handle it when you told me hood wasn't my real dad. i could handle it when you ate the last pudding cup i'd been saving and specifically told you not to eat. i could handle it when you forgot to pick me up after soccer practice when it rained and didn't get me till 11pm. i could handle it when u chose art as the favorite child. but this? publicly embarrassing me on epicmafia.com? this, i can't handle. this? we're done. we're done mom... have a happy fuggin mothers day

deletedover 9 years

haha i guess u and hood do [69 joke censored for kids]

urFEAR

over 9 years

+k to 43 :) return? ♥

deletedover 9 years

Eat a ton of pineapple before meeting up with your significant other

hima

over 9 years

:* :* :*

deletedover 9 years

+k for furansu

Hood

over 9 years

For my love, FURANSU.

I feel so HAPPY and ON TOP OF THE WORLD sometimes,
When I think of you each night and day,
And when I see you, I see HEART EYES EMOJI,
I love you more than words can say...

You're so COOL! This love is CRAZY!
I can't resist your PINEAPPLES, it's true!
The WINGS and FEATHERS fade into shadows...
I am absolutely crazy for you!

Your soul is BEAUTIFUL; your heart is LOVING,
And my heart is truly in your hands.
I could SPRINT and RUN 'til life was done,
But YOU are the focus of my plans.

This PASSIONATE HAPPINESS is COOL my love,
And for you, FURANSU, I thank Heaven above.

All my love, HOOD x

deletedover 9 years

h-hot.

deletedover 9 years

i agree

deletedover 9 years

Wait if the bird is a pineapple and it's eating pineapple out of a pineapple does that make it a cannibal? I hope you have a good day!

deletedover 9 years

u get the artic super friendship package, way better than the artic best friend package!

deletedover 9 years

Ok, tysm 4 clearing that up! trying to figure out how birdapple works, that has got to be the coolest combo i've ever heard of!

deletedover 9 years

..........:(